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Witness to flasher: "Oi! Put that party sausage away!"
Ragen Howarth, 41, exposed himself after drinking four litres of cider at a barbecue. He'll be sentenced next month.
(Rochdale Observer)
Mar 31, 2010 6:55:24 AM
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I fail to see the crime here.
Posted by: Notch Johnson | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 07:09 AM
Unauthorized exposure of a party sausage?
Posted by: Jim Romenesko | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 07:12 AM
Where I come from we call this "getting snaked".
He "snaked them".
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 07:29 AM
If he'd put his "sausage" on the barbie, I'd have really been impressed.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 07:42 AM
Actually, the proper response is "Hey! Look at this guy exposing himself!"
Guaranteed to bring a laugh.
Posted by: KDP | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 07:45 AM
People are a bit too quick to call the cops I think.
Posted by: IronOre | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 08:06 AM
yet another drunken penis exposure
BFD
Posted by: Lambiepie | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 09:36 AM
that'll get the chicks....looks like the gene pool need sanitizing again...
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 10:26 AM
I found it!!
Here's the evidence~~
NSFW EVIDENCE
And, for you whiners, I DID say NSFW.
Posted by: American Veteran | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Am Vet;
Is that a natural casing weiner?
Posted by: thomas | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 10:58 AM
I think the so-called "victims" are a bunch of pussies. If this was at a private home and the drunk guy whips it out to pee, there is no crime. Come on, people! I suppose he'll have to register as a sex offender now.
Posted by: Abe Froeman | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 01:12 PM
Sausage is for cooking.
Or for putting in between buns.
Posted by: Charles | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 01:28 PM
Are the people in this story 6 years old? "My thing...party sausage...taking a wee" OMG! Can we use our grown up words?? LMAO
Posted by: jojo | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 01:37 PM
thomas,
I'm not sure butt, I believe he's jewish.
Posted by: American Veteran | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 03:17 PM
Assualt with a dead weapon?
Posted by: Jim | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 at 03:27 PM