Home intruder claims to be Jesus, Houdini's grandson and Elvis

When he claimed to be Elvis Presley, the guy pulled his pants down to this knees. (He kept his underwear on, though, the story notes.) "We'll be asking the state to conduct a mental evaluation on the suspect," says the district attorney. (TimesDaily.com)

Comments

[Sheila]

Houdini must be horribly embarrassed in the afterlife to know his grandson most assuredly did not escape.

[sometimesilie]

The Trinity of the Holy Loon

[KDP]

Damn, I would have paid to see that.

If he's really not Houdini's grandson and can't effect an escape, perhaps he could be Jesus and walk through the walls. Otherwise, he's stuck singing "Jailhouse Rock".

Wow, I got all three in one comment.

[Wayne Nix]

This is my hometown newspaper. I submitted it to fark and it wasn't approved. How did you find out about this?

[johnjohn]

Don't be cruel, Christian soldiers! This is one hound-dog that is caught in trap...

And STIL, wonderfully played, applause on that one!

[Notch Johnson]

If you're claiming to be Jesus and Elvis, why be just the grandson of Houdini? Why not go for full up Houdini? I'm starting to think this guy might be crazy or something. And what the h e double hockey sticks is "attempted indecent exposure"?

[American Veteran]

wHAT A THREESOME.

[American Veteran]

Damnit, ah fergot tuh say, whut a holy trinity.

[S H Long]

If He's claming to be Jesus, Elvis, and Houdini, why not just claim to be Barack Obama?

[Yeswedid]

"If He's claming to be Jesus, Elvis, and Houdini, why not just claim to be Barack Obama?"

Because he's a teabagger?

[LimeGreenLizard]

At least he covered three bases. But what about home plate? Ghandi? Babe Ruth?

[Lambiepie]

or the original Bozo?

[outofsalt]

If there were a mugshot, I'd have liked to see with which of the above gentlemen, if any, the alleged intruder does share a resemblance.

[americanbuddha]

I've always suspected Jesus, Houdini and Elvis were the same guy. Thought I was the only one...