Woman drinks Colt 45 40-ouncer, then heads to school with sword

She wanted to settle a score after her daughter was spat at. (Memphis Commercial-Appeal)

Comments

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

I'm so tired of these stupid m.f.'s. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that in order to steel ones nerves, one drinks Steele Reserves.

[thomas]

Kind of embarrassing to need to take a pee break halfway through revenge.

[Torgo]

Strike her down, and she shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Saxo_Grammaticus]

The Colt45 fo'ty. Breakfast of champions...

[Krash]

Hello!?
Can we some Darwin here, Please!?
C'mon, god, give us a break...
You do want Humanity to be a successful
experiment, don't you?

[sometimesilie]

Hells yeah, this sure is wonderfully obscure!

[sometimesilie]

"Hello!?
Can we some Darwin here, Please!?
C'mon, god, give us a break...
You do want Humanity to be a successful
experiment, don't you?"

Success, I think, comes after high comedy and diversion ;)

[Dan]

How do we know she wasn't the Final Boss of elementary school?

[American Veteran]

Was that a Colt 45 Mag?

[kevy]

I feel sorry for her daughter. No doubt she's part of the reason the daughter gets no more respect than that.

[axisofweevils]

Works every time.

[chris]

Yep, that's the responsible, adult way to prepare for a meeting at your daughter's elementary school. Damn animals. We are in trouble when people like this start to vote.

[Lambiepie]

now people are going to be demanding sword-control legislation

[johnjohn]

As a charter member of the National Sword Association I just want to say this: They can have my sword when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers! NSA all the way! NSA all the way!

It is disappointing because this is the home of the KING! She should have asked herself, "what would Elvis do?"

WWED!

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Swords don't kill people, Highlander kills people?

[RockyMtnMac]

Highlander only kills other immortals..there can be only one.
*RMM and EN1 size each other up...

[LimeGreenLizard]

*chortling at the coming fracas.

[Phranqlin]

The good Lord made some women big and some women small, but Colt 45 made this one stupid.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Only complete dorks watch The Highlander. Personally, I cannot tear myself away from Xena: Warrior Princess long enough to even give it a chance.

[debilsadvocado]

Do you also wear sensible shoes?

[RockyMtnMac]

Xena sucks...
I watched Highlander for the plot. Okay, even I don't believe that. I watched Highlander because Adrian Paul is frackin HOT! I may be a dork for watching it, but I was a HAPPY dork(ette)

[Navy Chief]

@RMM - Same reason us males watched Xena. :-)

Dang, EN1, I'm starting to like you.

[johnjohn]

Lucy Lawless (AKA Xena) is why I stuck with the new Battlestar Galactica as long as I did... (does his best Homer) mmmmmmmmmmmm, Lucy Lawless....

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Ah, we have bridged the great Geek Divide!

[johnjohn]

Yep, I am all about bridges! I like to see them flaming in my rear-view mirror.

[axisofweevils]

Lucy Lawless fans should tune in for the lush scenery and well-developed characters of Spartacus: Blood and Sand. It's on tonight on Starz and on every time on Netflix streaming.

Who knew that ancient Roman housewives had personal fluffers? You learn something new every time you watch historic soft-core.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

If I played in one of those renaisance festival bands, I would name it Historic Soft-Core. That shit is tits.

[nic]

Colt 45....that says it all.

Sometimes I believe Eugenics should be reinstated.

[décor mirrors]

I feel so sorry for her daughter. I wonder why nobody respected her maybe because of her mother.