Friday, February 26, 2010
Woman blindfolds husband for "surprise," hits him with hammer
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Except for the hammer, sounds like an evening with RMM and Navy Chief. Just add fuzzy handcuffs and tasty pasties.
Posted by: thomas | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 06:18 AM
Just when you thought you were safe from getting Rick-Rolled. POW!
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 06:31 AM
At least she didn't try to nail a donkey tail on his ass.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 06:42 AM
LOL@ LGL "At least she didn't try to nail a donkey tail on his ass." Now that would have been great!!
Posted by: Boba Fett | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 06:55 AM
Awesome.
Posted by: IronOre | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 07:00 AM
Well, not so much what she intended, but her initial setup is quite humorous.
Posted by: IronOre | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 07:02 AM
Stop! Hammer time!
Posted by: Dwight Brown | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 07:09 AM
Well, you can't say it wasn't a surprise. What is he complaining about?
Posted by: Miss-Black | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 07:24 AM
Charlie Sheen's wife should learn this trick!
Posted by: Dale | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 07:24 AM
Betcha he puts the toilet seat down, now that he's been "told".
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 07:35 AM
[insert Hammer pants joke here]
Posted by: Saxo_Grammaticus | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 07:48 AM
"Bang, Bang! Maxwell's Silver Hammer Came Down upon his Head."
Posted by: Krash | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 07:51 AM
I know this is horrible and all, but I can't stop giggling from the image of the set up here. I'm twisted and warped, I just didn't know it til this morning...thanks OBSR! Saved me years of therapy figuring out what was wrong with me!
Posted by: jojo | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:09 AM
You and me both, jojo. Headline causes image, image causes reaction. I busted a gut!
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:26 AM
Ring around the cellar
With a crazy wife, poor feller.
Hammer! Hammer!
We all fall down!
Posted by: mybrainhurts | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:27 AM
But seriously, folks. "After suffering several blows, Joel Ricks removed the blindfold and grabbed the hammer"? Several blows?? How many times do you gotta be hit with a hammer before you say "ow" and try to stop it? Unless this was a game they played more than once... with pasties and fuzzy handcuffs...
Posted by: mybrainhurts | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:29 AM
I bet he was peen his pants.
Posted by: American Veteran | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:45 AM
That last pun was unclawed for.
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:50 AM
Groan. Stop it, you two!
Posted by: Navy Chief | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 09:01 AM
I'll try to get a handle on it, NC.
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 09:24 AM
Careful Emp, you may begin to impress me.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 09:37 AM
Thanks to Peter, Paul & Mary & apologies to Trini Lopez -
"If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer my hubbie.
I'd hammer my sweetie,
all under the land!
I'd hammer his brains out, I'd hammer without warning!
I'd hammer out love between this Mrs & this Mister, all under the land!"
Posted by: johnjohn | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 09:53 AM
Another funny headline would be
Woman blindfolds husband for "surprise," hits him with hummer
Which could be taken two different ways, at least one of which he was probably hoping for.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 09:58 AM
I'm gaveling it all I got.
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 09:58 AM
Haha! You guys are "On" with the puns today...
I just can't get Whack-a-mole out of my mind.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Yeah, we really nailed 'em today. Drove 'em home.
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:01 AM
When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like your husband's head!
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:22 AM
Get it? Hummer?
Never mind. I'll let myself out now.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Maxine's silver hammer came down on his head.
Bang, Bang,
Maxine's silver hammer came down on his head...
Posted by: Dale | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:29 AM
He said, "You can't touch this." She said, "Wanna bet?"
Posted by: Sheila | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 12:26 PM