Pizzeria worker sees Jesus in a bucket of tomato sauce

The bucket was placed in a cooler for a while, and a family friend insisted on taking a video of the image, which was posted on YouTube. The pizza joint eventually washed the bucket out with the Jesus-spotter's permission. (Scranton Times-Tribune)

Comments

[Takwe no Prisoners]

"NUTS" Absolutely...............

[Krash]

Oy Veh!
Christ on a Crutch,
What's Next?!

"Waiter! There's an Angel in my Soup!"

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

I wonder if the Romans were constantly seeing Zeus in their food? With a pantheon like that you could have an entire buffet of delicious, yet divine, religious icons.

[thomas]

A clever cook with a good business sense would design a pizza to include the popular image of Jesus.
Mushroom ears, anchovy beard, mozzarella flesh, sausage lips, onion hair, and yellow pepper nose.
Where can you find blue olives for the eyes?

[thomas]

Emp;
The Dii Consentes are firing up their lighning bolts.
Cross the Adriatic and head south 'till you run into lots of islands. Now you are close to Olympus.

[Boba Fett]

My question is....is their pizza any good or is it christ on a crust?

[RockyMtnMac]

I don't see it. I see John Lennon, and it looks like he is trying to get out..

[Torgo]

I see John Lennon in a t-shirt.

[GWC]

Maryann Marsico, who works at Brownie's, said even an atheist would find it unmistakable.

Don't assume that, you freak! And, don't bother praying to the invisible sky wizard and his equally fraudulent "son" for an atheist's soul and salvation.

[MidtownCoog]

I see Voltron.

[Saxo_Grammaticus]

This could be the birth of a new Lenten tradition. Let's call it "Extra Cheeses for Jesus."

[jojo]

Wonder if she was praying for a new job?

[NitroPress]

You're a deity.

You can move mountains, planets, stars.

You can create and destroy life.

To prove your existence, you have a fuzzy image of yourself appear in/on a __________________.

[Krash]

You forgot "Fuzzy Logic"...
er, more than just a "Spiritual Faith" in the
"Rightness" of Life as it Happens, but a Desire
to BEND the WILL of A Supreme Being who's very
existence, let alone an Identity is unproven
and Unprovable.
That sounds like Padded Cell time to me.

[LimeGreenLizard]

Ah, Krash, but if it is Unprovable, neither can it be Disproved.

[Krash]

Hence, I'm "Spiritual" Agnostic.

...or is that a "Zen" Atheist?

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Pantheist, perhaps.

[Navy Chief]

EN1 - Romans would be looking for Jupiter, etc. Zeus was Greek.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Yes, right. I have trouble mixing my mythology in the morning.
BTW- I just saw an image of Eris in my Immodium. I knew I shouldn't have snubbed her for breakfast.

[kevy]

My Jesus is much better looking than hers.

[johnjohn]

Oh what a friend we have in Cheeses!
All of our sins and carbs to bear.
What a privilege to carry,
Jesus in a pizza box there.

Oh What a Friend we have in Cheeses!

Remember, blessed are the cheese-makers!

[johnjohn]

Oh yeah, and I think it looks like Rob Zombie!

[LimeGreenLizard]

Another funny headline would be
Pizzeria worker sees Jesus in a bucket of tomato sauce, is credited for throwing him life jacket.

[RockyMtnMac]

Holy Marinara, these people need to stop looking so hard.
I see things in the clouds all the time, but I don't claim any divine connection other than a God-given over the top imagination enabling me to see things when I want to.
Or maybe I should start taking pictures of random objects and try to convince the rest of mankind that there is something more than meets their eye..

[Big Kahuna]

HAMLET
Do you see that cloud up there that looks like a camel?

POLONIUS
By God, it does look like a camel.

HAMLET
To me it looks like a weasel.

POLONIUS
It does have a back like a weasel’s.

HAMLET
Or like a whale.

POLONIUS
Yes, very much like a whale.

HAMLET
They’re trying as hard as they can to mess with me....

-Shakespeare

[blam]

Pray to the toast.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/23/toast-miraculously-spotte_n_473406.html

[Phranqlin]

I saw an image of Pope Benedict on a pancake. Or maybe it was Emperor Palpatine.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

I wonder, if perhaps despite my convictions, someday I will meet god and all I will see is a taco or some toast.

[thomas]

And whether your God be
Hairy Thunderer
or Cosmic muffin,
Give up!
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
No right at all.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Fluke of the universe? While I contend that the ontological concepts presented by our worlds religions are juvenile and fail to outline the complexity of our existence, I also find the Oops! version of reality to be wraught with dysfunctional simplicity.
I prefer to think of the universe as art in motion and our existence as a way to observe and create the progress of this masterpiece. Universe IS because ISN'T is too boring to maintain infinitely.

[Sheila]

Everyone loves pizza, even Jesus.

[thomas]

Fluke of the universe wasn't aimed at you Emp, though I appreciate the idea of art in motion. Or art in progress.

Mostly I wanted to see if there were any dated fans of Firesign Theatre amongst us.

[johnjohn]

Thomas,

Everything You Know is WRONG!

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

@thomas- Yeah, I knew it was a general statement, not aimed particularly.
I also like to think that our dreams are the canvasses upon which the pigment of our waking experiences is applied to create said art.

[Rusty]

Looks more like Alice Cooper to me. Makes you realize just how delusional these religious types are seeing things that aren't there, talking to thin air, canabalism? Thinking they have the ONLY answer to the world and it's believing in an imaginary sky being? Religious people must get good drugs.

[Rusty]

Looks more like Alice Cooper to me. Gotta wonder just how delusional these "Religious" types are. Seeing things that aren't there, talking to thin air, cannibalism, thinking they know the ONLY way to live and FAILING miserably. Believing in an invisible, non-existant sky being who will either grant all their wishes or put a major whammy on them for DOUBTING the existence of something that doesn't exist to start with? Must be getting some REALLY good drugs!

[David]

I'm an atheist. I see tomato sauce. And I spell my name Danger.

[LV Handbags]

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[large wall mirrors]

What? Amazing! Is that really true or they just making stories. It's like a mirror reflecting an image for us to see.

[Cooper Classics]

Maybe he's just daydreaming! Or stressed!