The man "thrust his hips in the direction" of the woman, but didn't make any other movements toward her. (AnnArbor.com)
Friday, February 26, 2010
Naked man exposes self to librarian, flees with children's books
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Check it out! This type of story has been long over-due. Not even sure how to categorize it...Sorry if this reference falls short on any of you, but I'm wondering how much of this story is fiction?
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:05 AM
Oh Yeah, Michigan's own little "People's Republic",
Ann Arbor / Ypsi.
"Bailiff! Whack his Pee-pee!"
Steve Martin c.1978
Posted by: Krash | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:08 AM
*Imagining him fleeing naked, running headfirst into metal pole, is found by police face down in snow, his Johnson later being amputated due to frost bite, sues library.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:17 AM
book him
Posted by: pms | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:20 AM
"Bailiff! Whack his Pee-pee off!"
...is from the Cheech and Chong routine Trippin' In Court.
Posted by: Emperor Norton the 1st | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:21 AM
Too bad they didn't have a library cop. He'd take care of that Joy Boy.
Posted by: kevy | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:50 AM
Will they charge him as a pedophile because of the books?
Was the librarian all Dewey eyed?
Posted by: American Veteran | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:55 AM
Step 1: Expose self to librarian, steal children's books.
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit.
Posted by: IronOre | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:57 AM
"Clean-up! childrens book isle..."
Posted by: Boba Fett | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 08:59 AM
Where would that fall in the dewey decimal system? .1.
Posted by: ambeckham | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 09:30 AM
Damnit AmVet! You beat me to that one....
But, I think we are overlooking the worst crime! He took those library books without checking them out!
Posted by: johnjohn | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 10:04 AM
LOL @RMM! As a librarian myself, the humor is very much appreciated!!!
Posted by: bibliotechnique | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 10:07 AM
LGL: Not only would the perp sue the library if he fell in the snow, got frostbitten, and lost his wee wee, but the librarians would probably be forced to issue the guy a public apology for not providing efficient, friendly customer service in the way he wanted (i.e. just hand him the books right away, so on).
And yes, I am a librarian. Appreciating the humor as well.
Posted by: Dances With Books | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Naked man exposes self to librarian, fleas with children's books.
Contemplate.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:25 AM
I wonder which books the flasher took? If they're by Dr. Seuss, my illusions are shattered.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 11:31 AM
The Velveteen Rabbit??
Posted by: thomas | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 12:17 PM
If I were a librarian, how tempting it would be to check into purchasing a Taser.
Posted by: Sheila | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 12:30 PM
In my book, RMM and AmVet are tied today for best comment.
Posted by: dobie | Friday, February 26, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Scary, I think I know this guy - 30 years old, lives in his mother's basement, LIVES for the newest Hannah Montana episode/album? Yep that's Robert all right
Posted by: Rusty | Saturday, February 27, 2010 at 10:39 PM