Subway perv yells at passenger who orders him to knock it off

"I'm doing my business, you do yours!" said 49-year-old Joseph Boyd as he pleasured himself on the train. (New York Post)

Comments

[Phranqlin]

He didn't have white supremacist tatoos on his face by any chance?

[Torgo]

I can understand this. The subway is a pretty sexy place.

[Reno]

Yeah, subways are so hawt! What is a straphanger?

[johnjohn]

One guy plays with his chicken on the subway, and another chokes his. NYNY, its a helluva town!

[thomas]

reno;
When all seats are taken, loops hanging from overhead bars keep standees from falling.

[Torgo]

I consider myself a bit of a straphanger... in my pants!

[IronOre]

I can respect the sentiment, if not the deed (in public anyway).

[KDP]

The correct response is: "Hey! Look at this guy exposing himself!" Be sure to laugh loudly.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Did he order him to knock it off, or just to put it away. I, too, would have been resistant to the former.

[Reno]

Thanks thomas. I myself have been a straphanger then. Makes for a much more interesting trip that way.

[Take no Prisoners]

Hows bout a swift kick in a groin for a groan

[Joe Bagodonuts]

Who says Americans aren't concerned about getting the job done?

[Lou Sussler]

Straphanger is slang for any subway rider.

There haven't been actual straps since the 50s, they were replaced with metal loops which have now been replaced with horizontal bars.

[Reno]

Lou, they still use the straps on our local buses. Of course by the Drunk Mom story you can see what some of our local bus riders look like.

[kestrelmas]

Maybe he was on his way to the Miss America Pageant after hearing who was going to judge it. ;)

[twerp]

I can deal with a perv masterbating. It's the "Go to church or the devil will get you" folks who get on my nerves.

[American Veteran]

The taking of Pelham 1 stroke 2 strokes 3 strokes.

Or, riding the chubway.

[Lou Sussler]

I was referring strictly to the subway but I'm surprised that any mode of transit still uses leather straps.

Are these newer buses Reno? It seems so quaint.

[Krash]

That's a wonderfully reinforcing thing for increased
funding of public transit...Christ, no wonder people
don't look each other in the eye anymore.

[Krash]

@ Reno

You're giving me shivers...

[Reno]

Lou, they are the diesel fume spewing kind of buses, although I heard a rumor one or two natural gas buses were around here. No 'lectric ones.

[Handy Dandy]

I always assumed that the straps on the buses were so that, when you reached the inevitable conclusion that a life that involved schlepping on the bus with dolphin-waxing weirdos wasn't worth living, you could just hang yourself.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

"schlepping on the bus with dolphin-waxing weirdos"
WTF?

[knoxville cars]

That is hysterical.

[LimeGreenLizard]

"Dolphing waxing..., ... hang yourself."

Two laptop keyboards/screens in two days! Damn you, Handy!

[LimeGreenLizard]

The pylon cone reads "Caution, VERY Slipper Floor".

[kirpon]

maybe he was listening to "when I think about you I touch myself"

[Sigh]

In my town, a bus is just a place that these human scum can molest, nettle, bother, offend, assault other people where they can't get away. In this way, a busride is like a brief stay in the city jail.

[The Hermit]

Mmmmm, somebody mention leather?

[thedark]

Phranqlin your hilarious you racist....why not ask if he was a black panther.....dude he is a pervert like the article says.....donkey

[jdmabby]

Wow is all i can say. People are nuts these days

jdm engines
k20a