"I'm not trying to find Miss Conservative," says judge Limbaugh

"I've already done that," says Rush Limbaugh, who is a Miss America Pageant judge. He pledges not to favor candidates with right-leaning views. (Las Vegas Sun)

Comments

[pms]

The pageant deserves all the bad press and clusterf*ckedness it gets for having this buffoon waste of oxygen as a judge.

[johnjohn]

No, he is just trying to find the Oxycoton.

[Phranqlin]

He's got a hogshead of illegal Viagra and isn't afraid to use it!

[FatSean]

He'll be impartial as he prefers young boys.

[sometimesilie]

Eww...closeup on Rush, skin looks pre-melanomas, never heave that pork belly into respectable evening wear, attitude sucks, and you'd do what to change the world?!

Well that one was easy, 1 down 49 contestants to go.

[Torgo]

I looked up "Beauty" in the dictionary and found a picture of Mr. Rush Limbaugh.

[Rash Limbaugh]

SIL;
It's not melanoma, just a pesky case of thong itch.

[Torgo]

Sarah Palin isn't running for Miss America is she?

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Apparently you can overdose on Viagra. Do you suppose that was discovered in the lab, or the hard way?

[Take no Prisoners]

A pig lookin for a poke

[Joe Bagodonuts]

"I'm not looking for Miss Right, just Miss Right Now"

[kestrelmas]

This falls under the, "Nah...way too easy" category of humor. I'm sure it'll make ellie happy though.

[Lambiepie]

article was toooooo boring to read the whole thing
as long as he isn't one of the contestants

[twerp]

Rush Limbaugh is a cannibal whose main diet is homosexuals.

[Krash]

Rush is so...(yawn)...passe'.

We know you hate him, can we move on now?

[American Veteran]

Check out limpboy's new DRUG

[Handy Dandy]

The key point to this story isn't Rush Limbaugh, who is a tired old punchline if there ever was one, but the fact that this "pageant"/meat show, which is being held in Las Vegas, land of gambling, organized crime, and prostitution, is being shown on...

...The Learning Channel.

[Charles]

The party of Lincoln and Eisenhower has been taken over by the Cosmo centerfold senator, Palin the failed beauty queen turned failed governor and a drugged up fat dirty old man.

[johnjohn]

Yikes Charles, that is an unholy trinity!

The Mother, the Buns and the Horny Host!

[LimeGreenLizard]

Well, of course! When you want to get laid "real good like", you're not looking for Miss Conservative! Duh, Rush!

[Rusty]

I didn't know there were pre-pubescent boys in the contest. The man is so disgusting.

[thomas]

@Handy Dandy;
Great post. A live, in-color oxymoron.
Another reason for American embarrassment.

[the man in the trout mask]

Limbaugh is a pompous,hypocritical,drug addled,perverted waste of space .... and he has 20 million followers ??!!

[The Hermit]

If it lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor right away. ya, right.

[DeNerd]

Yep.. 20 million of us.. me included.. 20 million brainless twits that that are rich, hate gays and all the other sterotypical things you social rocket scientists want to believe... totally incapable of thinking for ourselves.. yep.. thats us..haters all.. yawn..

[Goodness]

The good ones always bring out all the "haters" and the venom of intolerant liberals. Go Rush!!!