Drunk mom jailed after trying to take 1-year-old into tavern

"She tried to get inside with the stroller, and they wouldn't let her," the bar owner says. The bartender asked what she needed, and the woman was boozily incoherent. (Reno Gazette-Journal)

Comments

[buddy]

that bartender must be a homosexual if he is going to let some top shelf strange like that get away.

[Navy Chief]

Eeeewwwww! LGL, where did you put that brain bleach, again?

[AngrySockMonkey]

Wow. looks like the gene pool may need a little cleaning.

[Ellie Light]

This is all George Bush's fault. If he had taken better care of this country and it's population, this lady probably wouldn't have ended up in this condition.

[thomas]

Another theme day's a brewin'.

Ellie Light is GW's love child!

[Phranqlin]

Gimme an M!
Gimme an E!
Gimme a T!
Gimme an H!

What's that spell?

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

At least she didn't bring the 2 year old. They can be impressionable.
Oh yeah, and I like, wanna kill her 'n' stuff. Like, ironically, with alcohol and reverse pregnancy.

[debilsadvocado]

EMP;
If you use 'Limeaway' and lots of elbow grease you'll get that sneer off your face before it becomes permanent.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Debils- No thanks, but I appreciate the advice. It's nice to see even the janitorial professionals kick in during this difficult time of transition from humorous quipper to commando in the fight for rhetorical justice.

[debilsadvocado]

Emp;
Thanks!
Actually I'm an ex mercenary, hence my expertise in rubbing things out.

[Krash]

WOW!

Can you say, "Rid hard and put away wet"?

The family photo album must be a real treat.

[johnjohn]

"She went runnin' for the shelter with little mother's helper."

Awful, but not as bad as some of the mothering stories we see here.

[USMerc]

I'm baaaack....(Kinda) And I see I missed a great and epic battle yesterday....I always miss all the fun! Anyway, back to the issue at hand.... I would like to thank buddy for getting my hopes up about the pic of this wildebeast before I got a chance to look at the article...I am now traumatized....Thanks buddy.....

[pnwgal]

I'm not sure what disturbs me more...that she tried to take a baby into a bar, or that she left a toddler alone at home.

Either way, this gal looks like a whole lotta miles of bad road.

[sometimesilie]

Whoa! What was the name of that monster in the Ewok's movie? Where the family crashed their ship and the parents got carted off and the children had to enlist some Ewok's to rescue them? Christine Something? Gorax. That's it. From the Ewok's Adventure. Classic.

[Reno]

First, Ewwww!

Second, OMG ewww ewww ewww!!

Third, Glad I don't know her, ewww!

[Lambiepie]

MY EYES!!!!!

[LimeGreenLizard]

*Passing out free brain bleach all around.

[American Veteran]

Ellie the Lightisout's twin sister~~Christine Yvette Lobe

[twerp]

41?! She looks not a day under 91!!

[Phranqlin]

I'll take two shots, LGL!

*glurg*

*glurg*

[Navy Chief]

@LGL - Three hours!?! I'm afraid the damage may be permanent. But here goes (chugs the rest of the bottle). Ahh, that's a fine vintage you got there, LGL!

[lynn]

oh look you have a baby -- in a bar--with an ugly mamma-

i gotta go bring up some more brainbleach. ewww

[LimeGreenLizard]

Sorry, Chief! I was working. But I'm glad I handed out the good stuff this time.

Thanks buddy! You cost me a lot of money today!