Drunk dad in McDonald's play area tells his kids to bite cops

Cops had to Tase the 28-year-old man. (Colorado Springs Gazette)

Comments

[Navy Chief]

@RMM - It's getting strange out your way, again. Is it the weather, or what?

[AngrySockMonkey]

What a tool. I bet the kids were happy to see him get arrested.

[Ellie Light]

Sad , I blame GB for this too.

[thomas]

You deserve a jolt today,
The cops will drag your ass away,
At McDonald's.

[Phranqlin]

Just an ordinary day at McDrunkards, whoops, I meant McDonalds.

[Emperor Norton the 1st]

Hey, a kids meal that comes with a warrant was the obvious next step for the litigious McBastidz. Kudos, progression of logic.

[Krash]

"Suspicion of assaulting an officer"?!

What kinda crap is that?
Either he did, or he didn't.

The taser use is a pretty good indicator, No?

[johnjohn]

So, they wrestled him to the ground and then Tased him? Sounds a bit backwards to me.

If he is not married to the children's mother, then we need to fix him up with our previous drunk mother from Reno. What a darling couple they would make, a couple of what, I am not sure....

[KDP]

He should have told the kids to bite the cops' dangly bits. It's a bit of a reach for a little kid to reach the face.

[USMerc]

Hey RMM...Is it the Coors thats gettin' everything all Florida-y and Wisconson-y up there????

[LimeGreenLizard]

RMM is off to play at the Frosty Pines Golf Tournament this weekend, so we're not graced with her presence.
:~(

http://www.mpei.com/January2008.pdf

[American Veteran]

Well, it's obvious they guy's not a jew.
They wouldn't tell their kids to bite a pig.

[twerp]

A jew once bit my sister, just sayin.

[Lambiepie]

they sell alcohol at McD's?

[lynn]

LMBO @ thomas....

LGL---why is she off playing golf in the blizzard?? that child! i can't do a thing with her....(a famous southern expression from mammas about their tomboyish daughters, for y'all that ain't in the know)

oh and you NEVER bite a cop, just his mcnuggets. :)

[Navy Chief]

Oh, that's right; RMM is up freezing her assets off.

[American Veteran]

Can you just imagine RMM's nipples out there today??

Yum yum.

[Navy Chief]

:-D

[LimeGreenLizard]

Dang AV!!! Do you not know how to be the least bit subtle?!?!?!?!!!!! Must you always be so.. Out there?!?!?!?!!!!! Jeez!!!!

But, er... Consequently, yes. I can, most certainly.

Here's how I'd answer that question if I were you.
"Hell yes! SHe could dial on old rotary phone with those things!" Or,
"Hell yes! She could use them to type a novel!" Or,
"Hell yes! She'd put your eyes out with them in the sack!" Or,
"Hell yes! She could get a construction job with them, driving nails or breaking up a sidewalk!"

But this is my answer:

"Yes, AV. I can. And I'd love to help her out. But I wouldn't use my hands."

See? Subtly. Leaves something for the imagination.

Now, isn't that nice?

[thomas]

LGL;
That was subtle?? :>)