Woman sues bar after getting hit by stuffed moose head
The woman was at the White Slab Palace in New York when a moose head "dislodged and struck plaintiff on the head," says the lawsuit. "The taxidermy moose head weighed approximately 150 pounds, with antlers spanning over three feet." (New York Post)
First time I ever heard of a woman "getting head".
Posted by: johnjohn | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 08:43 AM
More detail!
What was she drinking? Was it Moosehead? Because if it was, maybe she antagonized it. And what about bad Bullwinkle impressions? Has she ever done one? Was she doing one at the time of the alleged incident?
I think there is a lot more to this story.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 08:58 AM
johnjohn;
What?
Make a New Years resolution to give and not receive.
Posted by: debilsadvocado | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 09:16 AM
She looks awfully happy. Did the impact make her retarded?
Posted by: Reno | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 09:17 AM
She does look quite happy. I thought it was an ad for teeth whitening.
Posted by: Somebody | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 09:44 AM
Instant lawsuit?
Apparently kumra is a jewish name.
One of the commenters at the post said it was actually a cariboohoo.
Posted by: American Veteran | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Of course, I can't say whether she was injured or not, but I do love how people thses days sue for 'embarrassment'.
I knew I should have sued that hot girl in high school that I asked out who laughed at me in the halls in front of everyone. Or that girl who I tried so hard to convince to 'hook up' with me and when I finally got her where I wanted her and nothing worked...yeah, she deserved to be sued, that was very embarrassing.
Posted by: joel | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 10:07 AM
"Basil!"
Posted by: Handy Dandy | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 10:29 AM
joel;
Very often our failings is what saves us.
Posted by: thomas | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 11:03 AM
One hundred-fifty pounds of anything is going to hurt.
Posted by: Sheila | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 12:02 PM
Handy Dandy: Thanks. Came here for this. ("Don't mention the war!")
Posted by: eyemkent | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 02:35 PM
I wonder if Rocky knows that Bullwinkle hit on a woman?
Where is Boris and Natasha when you need them?
Next time ya hang a moose head, use 2 nails.
Posted by: The Hermit | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 03:04 PM
It was all plot with moose to get rid of good for nothink squirrel
Posted by: Boris | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 04:26 PM
I worked with a woman who woke up to a suddenly NOISY ceiling fan which moments later fell down and put quite
a dent in her noggin as she lay on the couch.
NOT a very good weekend for her.
I would have thought the bar would took extraordinary measures with a large moosehead though. Not the kind of
task you assign to a semi-skilled brother-in-law.
Posted by: Krash | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 05:50 PM