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Woman arrested after repeatedly pestering pair about a three-way
I'll let you figure out why they said no.
(Rep-Am.com)
Dec 14, 2009 10:23:28 AM
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Mad Dog 20/20. Classy. I have to hope that that is what gave 'her' the delusions of grandeur. Blech.
Posted by: joe | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Three way? She should have been promising a FOUR way!
Posted by: Jack | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:34 AM
I'm sure she's beautiful on the inside...
(was that a double-entendre? It certainly wasn't intentional.)
Posted by: Mark | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Bambino is single... no sh*t?
(American Veteran, so help me gawd...)
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:35 AM
I could see myself saying, "to get that chance, I wouldn't worry about what the 3rd party looked like".
I'd be wrong.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:36 AM
I have friend whose husband keeps pestering her for a threesome. She should call this thing up and teach him a lesson.
Posted by: dobie | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:37 AM
Eager is better than pretty.
PRINT IT
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:41 AM
I will never understand what possesses some people to beg for group sex. I mean, if it's meant to be you shouldn't have to plead for it! Pressure = not sexy. Spontaneous = HOT HOT HOT!
Posted by: Reno | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:42 AM
But not with her.
Posted by: Reno | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Republican American must have a closet Democrat for an editor who assumes this story is what the people want.
With her last name, do-rag, and pint of MD, the decision to print must have been excruciating.
Let the Bambino bashing begin!
Posted by: thomas | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Take a real man to get all that moving.
Posted by: The Hermit | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Yet had she been calling to sell you a new cell phone company, all would have been fine. Though she probably would have kept going over the "three way calling"
Posted by: Joe Bagodonuts | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Reno;
SAP
(Spontaneous and Proud)
Posted by: thomas | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Menage a trois faux paux of the not-so oooh-la-la. HA!
Posted by: Rev JSH | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:51 AM
RMM, I KNOWa you're not a part of this.
I DO know that it was filmed in the CHIEF'S BEDROOM
Posted by: American Veteran | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:53 AM
There’s not enough alcohol in the world to make HER look better at last call!
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 11:05 AM
At least this story is a good response to the oft heard criticism here about posting mugshots before a person is actually convicted. Reporters DO have other options. Especially thanks to the interwebs.
Posted by: mianne | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 11:06 AM
her?
Posted by: buddy | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Must be a slow news day.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 11:42 AM
That'd be a great item on a "fast" news day.
Posted by: Jim Romenesko | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 11:47 AM
This whole story is great--her name, drunkeness, her oh-so-fetchingly-posed picture, her demand that uninterested parties submit to her love needs, even her hobbies...splendid in its sheer awfulness.
Posted by: Sheila | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:02 PM
I would have to question any girl that comes with her own bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. But not question her if she has a bottle of Night Train. A man has gotta have his standards
Posted by: AngrySockMonkey | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:05 PM
C'mon, Phranqlin!
It's got it all!
Sex - well, it wanted to , anyway..
Murder - As in "everyones sex drives died after reading this".
A Controlled Substance - MD 20-20 is a substance, and it should be controlled.
A Plot - A love triangle gone horribly, horribly, horribly, horribly, (did you SEE her?) horribly wrong.
SWAT - okay, it was local law enforcement, but it will be SWAT in the movie.
Espionage - MySpace, whatever..
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:06 PM
What could possibly be sexier than being than being bullied by that thing into a three way?
Dick punch?
Hiding under an outhouse?
Posted by: beavis | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:07 PM
MEEP!
Posted by: johnjohn | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:11 PM
bambino indeed
Posted by: Lambiepie | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:13 PM
A definite donkey puch waiting to happen. I just hope its not me getting punched
Posted by: Jesus the Swinger | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Maybe she's got a great personality.
Posted by: kevy | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Kevy- In her vajooj?
Posted by: RevJSH | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Nice of Ms. Jabba the Hutt to offer you some 20/20 to help you get in the mood. You'd need a lot more than one bottle, though.
Posted by: Mook | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Add some tenticles and you have Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 01:04 PM
Why did I click that link WHY WHY WHY!?
Posted by: kestrelmas | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 01:09 PM
Gotta love it when the "breach of peace" crimes are reported as news. I was hoping the Information Age would usher in, um, more than this. Now back to my menage a trois porn viewing.
Posted by: Somebody | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 01:30 PM
Sterilize her.....
Posted by: Farmer Bob | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 01:31 PM
She's a hefty gal all right -- shade in the summer and warmth in the winter...
Posted by: Saxo-Grammaticus | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 01:37 PM
THAT'S a WOMAN?!?! Where'd you hide that brain bleach, LGL?
Posted by: Navy Chief | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 01:41 PM
Is it even human?
Posted by: me | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 01:43 PM
Nice, AmVet (just to prove I DO have a sense of humor about myself), but my wife isn't QUITE that good looking and my MIL is a WHOLE lot better looking than that. Of course, you got me pegged. I don't remember sending you a picture of me. Hmm.
Posted by: Navy Chief | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 01:45 PM
Waterbury, Conn. - A little bit of Wisconsin transplanted in the middle of New England.
Read the other recent headlines.
WTF!!!
Posted by: Krash | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 02:03 PM
Brain Bleach for all! And Jim has to pay for it all for not posting an adequate WARNING. Everyone belly up to the bar for shooters. Jim's paying, and the Hawaiian Tropic Girls are cavorting naked on the beach. Lots of girlie squealing, splashing, touching & and whatnot.
There, that should do it.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 02:43 PM
The Mogen David 20/20 says "Good Times" with The Old Bambino.....
Posted by: PMN | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 02:54 PM
@LGL - Ahhh, MUCH better!
Posted by: Navy Chief | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 07:23 PM
Me in a three-some,no thanks, that would be two very disappointed women
Posted by: Phantom | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 10:00 PM
@Mook: Actually, having 20/20 wouldn't get you in the mood. I'm not sure if having 20/200 would help enough.
Posted by: outofsalt | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 06:25 AM
I thought that was a man until I noticed the earrings, and even then, I was not certain.
Posted by: Varzil | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 06:55 AM
that's a hunk of burnin' love right there.
Posted by: lester | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 07:10 AM
When Jim asks for nominees for OS&RR story of the year, I think this will be on my list based on the "Mad Dog" Mugshot alone. Woof!
Posted by: sometimesilie | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 07:11 AM
LOL @ LGL "Ursula"! Too true...
Posted by: sometimesilie | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 07:11 AM