Man regrets shooting mountain lion that was eating his llama

"He was gorgeous," but the lion was devouring Grayson the llama. Meanwhile, a second llama, Frito, is missing. Its owner notes: "It doesn’t answer to anything." So don't bother calling out its name. (Jackson Hole News & Guide)

Comments

[Torgo]

My new posting name will be "StopEatingMyLlama."

[Krash]

The downside of animal husbandry.

"Baaaaa."

;-)

[Reno]

“I walked into the kitchen and, sure enough, there he was. I had one shoe off and no underwear.”

Um, what? Who wears one shoe and no underwear? Did he have pants on or just the one shoe? And why is that a relevant statement?

[heywood]

I shot a mountain lion in my underwear. What he was doing in my underwear I'll never know.

[Sheila]

He was not fully dressed inside his own home. Apparently, people aren't arrested for that in Wyoming.

[Reno]

No shit Sheila.

[Torgo]

Ah, Haywood, you won today's prize.

[zeppo]

Hey, groucho heywood... neither the dude nor the lion was wearing underwear.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!!!!

[tommy smothers]

There's a puma in the cravice!!

[Wrygrin]

"'It hurt me to shoot that guy,' he said. 'He was gorgeous. He was a big male. All he was trying to do was make a living. It's Wyoming. It's wild. It's why we live here.'"

That quote makes it sound like an altercation at a male strip club.

[American Veteran]

Good thing it wasn't a cougar.
I hate to see a woman killed.

Speaking of cougars, where the hell is RMM?

[catman]

Mountain lion, puma, panther, cougar... they're all the same animal.

[Sheila]

Except for Demi Moore

[LimeGreenLizard]

catman, you forgot catamount, the name of which causes an intriguing visual.

[possumO]

don't forget catamount

[catman]

So, you're saying as a mountain lion goes, catamount is tantamount.

[Huh?]

>>Speaking of cougars, where the hell is RMM?

Well we know she's not reading a book or taking a class.

[fredzilla]

You say there's a puma? I'm not going down that cravice

[Charles]

Circle of life.
You can eat mountain lion.

[Krash]

The Mountain Men were said to praise panther meat rather highly.
Here in Michigan, you'd have a better chance getting the
DNR to admit the existence of Sasquatch than to get them
to officially admit that panthers / cougars have
successfully reestablished themselves in the state.

[Handy Dandy]

This guy walks into a bar with a llama on his head and says, "If I'm lion, I'm dyin'!"

[The Hermit]

Hmmm. I wonder where Frito lays?

[jakejake]

Another m*f who will be up against the wall when the revolution comes.

[LimeGreenLizard]

thomas, please don't mention furries, the mere thought of which makes me want to cower in a corner with my guns. I'm more afraid of them than llamas.

[RockyMtnMac]

ha
ha
ha..
Sorry I missed this one.
I was stalking younger men in the bar and reading books while classes are on break...

[mountain homes in virginia]

Frito lays, very funny, Lol!

-Sam