For once, dogs have a reason to sniff at guys' crotches

Two travelers returning to Philadelphia after attending a marijuana festival in Amsterdam were caught with pot stashed in their underwear. Drug-sniffing dog alerted officers to the stash in the crotches. (Philly.com)

Comments

[sometimesilie]

Mellows totally harshed. Not hetty, brah!

[Bluntfacts]

"On Sunday, officers also seized 10 pounds of khat, a leaf that is chewed as a stimulant, and 22 pounds of pork products, five pounds of chestnuts and 2 1/2 pounds of persimmons, officials said."

Thank goodness we are being protected from terrorists. How dare someone try to smuggle in pork products when we have perfectly good pork raised right here in the USA.

[Torgo]

They were trying to absorb it through osmosis.

[johnjohn]

Now that is the greeter dog from Hell! Ok, I suppose that would be Cerberus, but, still, a rude welcome back home boys!

And keeping us safe from foreign foods? How about keeping us safe from the domestic food supply too?

[Phranqlin]

Mess with the USDA at your peril, stoners!

[dirtleg]

Amsterdam you say.

I wish to hear more of this festival.

[305club]

This is a yearly event. You show up and pay something like $30 and they give you a ballot and every pot bar you go to you get a sample that you rate. Party on.

[Phranqlin]

Amsterdam, you say? Must be where yucca wandered off to!

[wank]

What a waste of effort. When are we going to grow up and legalize this relatively harmless substance? But hey, drink as much alcohol as you possibly can dump down your throat!

[Sheila]

22 pounds of pork! Bacon? Ham? Center-cut chops? I can't imagine wanting to wrestle with a handbag, carry-on, maybe a checked suitcase, plus more than 20 lbs of pork. The dogs must have alerted in a flash on that person (or persons). It reminds me of the dog show movie, in which Fred Willard's character says something like, "That dog was on him like he was made outta ham!"

[The Hermit]

Good thing it wasn't the k9 dog from the school, huh?

[Zimbabalouie]

Brings home the true meaning of "Pssst, wanna try some good sh!t "