A cop says the apartment resident "placed a stepstool with empty beer cans in front of his door and was alerted when the beer cans and stepstool were knocked over by the individual entering the apartment. The door does have a lock but for some reason he was not locking it." (KFGO.com)

Mmmm, beer...
Posted by: Reno | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 08:31 AM
Mmmmmmm, lock...
Posted by: Lambiepie | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 08:39 AM
Mmmmmm,
Posted by: kevy | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 08:44 AM
Mmmmmmm, shotgun pointed at burgler's groin...
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 08:45 AM
mmmmmm, squeeze trigger-----------
Posted by: Jim | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 09:04 AM
mmmmmmmm, enjoy the results of shotgun blast....
Posted by: R | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 09:07 AM
Take off, you Hoser. You wrecked my beer tower.
Anyone need a woodchipper? Selling for a reasonable
price. Please disregard the dried bloodstains in the
feed chute.
Posted by: Krash | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 09:07 AM
Mmmmmmmmm, bloodstained woodchipper...
Posted by: Torgo | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 09:13 AM
what did you feel as gun went off?
mmmmmm, recoil!
Posted by: Jim | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 09:58 AM
Classic intoxicated logic:
I'm not locking my door, what if a tour bus full of naked supermodels breaks down outside, and they all need to come in and use the phone? And I don't here them knocking? Better to leave it unlocked. Wait, if I'm asleep? I could miss the whole thing. I know! A beer can signal. that's what McGuyver would do.
Posted by: Wrygrin | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 10:27 AM
If it was lite beer, it would've been been bright enough so that he could've seen who it was.
Hey, krash,
Did you used to be married to Helle Crafts?
Posted by: American Veteran | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 10:55 AM
What a nice way to meet and greet your neighbor.
Posted by: Dada Supreme | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 12:15 PM
hey, random thought about security
when the airport security forces start full-body screening - who gets to search the folks wearing adult diapers? they'll all get caught...
we'll be reading about people suing for having their dirty diapers displayed to the world
I'd better go home now, meep you all and Happy New Year
Posted by: Lambiepie | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 12:51 PM
McGuyver!
Posted by: Charles | Friday, January 01, 2010 at 06:39 AM
Guy knocks over beer can alarm and goes hides in a closet. Yup, sounds like he got the right apartment to me. I always lock my door before I set the beer cans up, doesnt everybody else?
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