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Barhopper calls 911, hoping to get a ride to his next drinking spot
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another
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(NBCMiami.com)
Dec 30, 2009 8:30:25 AM
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15 yards for piling on, Florida.
Posted by: johnjohn | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 08:42 AM
No way.
I'm throwing the red flag for review, johnjohn. Florida has extreme crazy, and should not be penalized for the timing of the crazy. All the other states knew the end of the year was coming, and it is playoff time!
I really like the 11-letter word "cannibalism" inked across his ten fingers. Outstanding!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM
RMM - Review in, unsportsmanlike conduct, penalty stands! Game over man, game over!
Posted by: johnjohn | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 09:13 AM
Oldsmar's Oras aura caught up with him.
Looks like it was expected.
Gravity used to send this ilk to So. Cal.
Florida must be closer, or easier.
Have the poles already shifted,,,sort of??
wow.
Posted by: thomas | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 09:25 AM
Aha!! Look what I found!!
THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF FLORIDA
Posted by: American Veteran | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 10:12 AM
He wasn't a lovely person to look at before the tattoos, sadly. If you squint, you can kind of see his homely Jim Varney-esque mug.
Posted by: jj2 | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 10:43 AM
That's gratitude for you. He calls for a ride, the cop shows up, then he gets an attitude and has to be tased! He's an equal-opportunity tattoo canvas--squirrels? Naked pixies?
Posted by: Sheila | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 12:00 PM
This sounds more like a Wisconsin thing.
Posted by: Torgo | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 01:18 PM
Picky picky picky. Last time he was drunk, cops gave him a ticket for DWI and told him to call a cab next time. He called the only number he knows.
This is the person that the moose head should have fallen on.
Florida Still wins. :)
Posted by: The Hermit | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 03:24 PM
Please refer to my previous position statements on
"Procreation Licensing". If this guy is creating babies we are in a heap o'trouble.
Posted by: Krash | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 05:40 PM
They are after all..Public Servants..you know, to serve and protect. You know, he could have called his girlfriend, oh yeah, right.
Posted by: zwxphtt | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 03:49 AM
I think he needs to hook up with the stoned mom in the story above this one... epic couple!
Posted by: epic emily | Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 05:57 AM
He must have been using the Oxycontin.
Rush sure gets around!
Posted by: Charles | Friday, January 01, 2010 at 06:44 AM