Mail carrier found drunk, eating noodles while on the job
Kristine A. Pflughaupt, 46, was found sitting on the kitchen floor of a house on her mail route, eating leftover noodles from the refrigerator. "She was in uniform and had mail and a mail-carrying bag with her," says a cop. (Gazette Online)
I'm surprised she found the refrigerator at higher than .281. That's some serious alcohol poisoning.
Posted by: Daveed | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 05:56 AM
0.281? I'm guessing a lot of those noodles came back a short while later, possibly in the back of a squad car.
Posted by: Drake Timbershaft | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 06:00 AM
Pflughaupt?
Gesundheit.
Posted by: chiarams | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 06:00 AM
Oh wow, it's not even her own home, but some stranger's house. I love leftover noodles, and would be sooo pissed if I came in to see a drunk-ass mail carrier eating all my food.
Also, this is kinda taking 'drinking on the job' to the limit, is it not?
Posted by: joe | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 06:12 AM
You leave Santa cookies and milk, and he only comes to your house once a year. The mailman comes around 300 times a year and delivers trillions times more presents. Are some noodles and a good buzz too much to ask? I mean, Santas nose didnt get red from NOT constantly drinking brandy and snowshoe grog.
Posted by: Rev JSH | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 06:26 AM
If she'd been smoking pot on the job, wandering into an old lady's house and chowing down on leftover noodles would be totally understandable.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 06:33 AM
Exactly who dropped her off? Another postal worker? A friend of hers? Whoever it was didn't notice she was re-e-e-ally drunk? Noodle-eating drunk?
Posted by: Sheila | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 07:23 AM
In the mugshot, she looks as if she was still having a pretty good time. She may not remember eating the noodles, but I'll bet the hangover in a jail cell was instructive.
Posted by: Saxo Grammaticus | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 07:27 AM
And why did this happen?
Newman: "Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up! It's relentless!"
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 07:31 AM
Iowa is on the board !!!!!
Posted by: Bluntfacts | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 08:06 AM
@Blunt, weve been on the board quite alot recently.
Posted by: Rev JSH | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 08:19 AM
Got to give her credit for not being found on the floor amidst a pile of opened mail.
Posted by: thomas | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 09:01 AM
Is Postmaster Rick gonna Leyendecker?
Posted by: American Veteran | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 09:31 AM
This story is raw, man.
Posted by: johnjohn | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 09:39 AM
Nice to know that while the postal service is losing billions they are employing drunk convicts to carry our mail, including credit card statements, checks, etc. Now we can all pay for her to get "help" and get her back on the job where she'll be able to retire comfortably in a few years and collect a pension.
Posted by: pms | Friday, November 20, 2009 at 06:53 AM