
Church officials also wouldn't accommodate the couple's plans to wear costumes during the ceremony. The bride planned to wear a black cocktail dress with a black veil and carry a flower bouquet adorned with miniature skulls, while the groom would don dark slacks, a pirate shirt and a top hat.
(LoHud.com)
Get of the phone and get dressed, we're meeting Grandma at Olive Garden in 30 minutes.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 09:21 AM
Rev Gargano says "Imagine a historic grand place like that being used for a costume party," about the church.
Isn't that what they do every Sunday?
Posted by: johnjohn | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 09:22 AM
Why a church? If that's your bent, then find an old cemetery or abandoned house and get permission to get married on the lawns there. Or a roller-coaster park.
Posted by: Soo | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 09:22 AM
@johnjohn - The CATHOLIC Church, perhaps; not all, by any means.
Posted by: Navy Chief | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Soo must not be reading ;-0
They turned DOWN the priet's offer to marry them in the cemetary.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 10:29 AM
This is different than mumbling about a dead thing hanging on a fixture on a wall in a church how?
And why is the head mumbler's dress always black?
Posted by: American Veteran | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 10:31 AM
OMG! (Oh my goth!)
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 10:41 AM
A real goth couple wouldn't get married in a church to begin with. As I type this, it occurs to me that maybe they are untraGoth and going for the irony...
Posted by: steveO | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 11:05 AM
What is "causal clothing"? Is that anything like "casual"? If that church doesn't go for Halloween weddings, find another location and quit whining.
Posted by: Sheila | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 11:08 AM
There is so much I want to say about this story, but I'm recovering from a bout with the H1NI virus contracted from a Jewess who came uninvited to my farm to inquire if her charity could glean my orchards. She was sniveling and sneezing the entire time. And, yes, I recognize the irony of catching swine flu from a Jew.
Posted by: Dick Tater | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Sure hope it is not terminal Dick.
Posted by: johnjohn | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 12:38 PM
If only the Jewess had had a dog there would have been a perfect storm.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 01:10 PM
I thought the minister was being fairly accomodating by offering to marry the couple in the church's cemetary.
And yeah, I'm thinking they're poseur goths. True goths would have asked to hold the ceremony in the graveyard in the first place.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 01:45 PM
Occasionally you can find an abandoned church building not owned by a religious institution. I have seen one turned into a bar. That would be an appropriate venue. But not a working church. Or they could have had it in a hotel ballroom decorated like a gothic church. A reformed church would not be very gothic, they tend to be rather spare on the decoration for historical and religious reasons.
Posted by: Charles | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 02:00 PM
I didn't read--not enough time. People are just stupid sometimes. If they turned down a reasonable request, then I don't feel bad laughing at them. Churches are supposed to be revered, respectable places. You wanna show your ass, go somewhere else.
Either way, they're lame.
Posted by: Soo | Monday, November 02, 2009 at 02:14 PM
As soon as I hear that a top hat is involved, I've heard all I need to know.
Burn the witches.
Posted by: Handy Dandy | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 02:12 PM
...and I bet he works at Blockbuster.
Posted by: Handy Dandy | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 at 02:15 PM