Woman tries to eat marijuana after being pulled over by cop
Noting the woman's responses were muffled and she had green material around her mouth and lips, the trooper had Jamie Salonen open her mouth, revealing apparent marijuana as well as unknown red and blue pieces inside. (Sheboygan Press)
Insert Cheech and Chong references below.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 07:07 AM
"Wow man, he stuck it in his eye!" is the only one I could come up with this early in the morning.
Posted by: David | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 07:10 AM
Uhhhhhhhhh, his name is Ralph, Man...
Posted by: W | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 07:28 AM
Red and blue pieces of what? M&Ms? Sounds like she was going to get high and take care of the munchies at the same time.
I would like to have the arresting officer's name as Standanko.
Posted by: KDP | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 07:32 AM
Can a police officer ask you to open your mouth? He can't even open the glove compartment with out a warrant as far as I know.
Posted by: Torgo | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 07:49 AM
@Torgo - I think it's called probable cause. Some help here, Merc?
Posted by: Navy Chief | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:01 AM
Does anyone else post to this using Firefox? I now get what appears to be a small picture of part of a dream catcher above my post; never had that using IE. Just wondering.
Posted by: Navy Chief | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:03 AM
The old standby applies here.....they don't call it DOPE for nothing.
Posted by: pms | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:04 AM
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck (#*$ for coke; you ever suck some (#*$ for marijuana?
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:06 AM
Wow Midtown, interesting memoirs there
Posted by: W | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:28 AM
Navy_Chief- I get the suncatcher now too...using IE6
Posted by: W | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:29 AM
Midtown is really becoming one of my favorite posters, for the unexpected laughs. My favorite was 'that burger looks like jizz on my wig'. Thanks Midtown!
Posted by: Reno | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:31 AM
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
"I'm freakin' out man!"
Posted by: IronOre | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 09:53 AM
jim's not here, man
Posted by: Lambiepie | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 10:01 AM
@W - Why did you put an _ in my name, man? ;-)
Posted by: Navy Chief | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 12:41 PM
@Navy Chief - Apologies Chief...just a typo on my part
Posted by: W | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 01:45 PM
Eating pot...sounds like SOP for every teenager I've ever known. Some people never outgrow their teens...
Posted by: sometimesilie | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 01:59 PM
She wanted to bake some brownies, but couldn't wait.
Posted by: Charles | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 02:22 PM
Honest, officer, it wasn't pot -- it was a Wendy's side salad!
Posted by: Phranqlin | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 06:24 PM
Firefox......check.......greenish suncatcher thingy....check.
Posted by: ReginaFilangee | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 07:25 PM