Woman eats ex-hubby's goldfish after fighting over jewelry

She fried them before downing them. Because the fish were bought when the couple lived together, they were considered community property, says a police spokesman. "There was nothing we could do. If he wants to pursue it, it's a civil case." (Houston Chronicle)

Comments

[stopeatingmysesamecake]

On one hand, that is really funny because she took the time to cook them. I am wondering if she like breaded them, used salt? Malt vinegar is good with most fish.

On the other hand - that's F'd up.

[thomas]

What does she use for cologne?
Fish sauce?

[Sigh]

So, if she had fried up their Schnauzer, it would only be a civil matter, too?

[stopeatingmysesamecake]

Yeah, I agree Sigh, fish really don't get all that much respect in the pet realm.

[awesome auger]

She needs a claw hammer up her back door and twisted real hard. she's a freak!

[Bill]

My first image was of a 1 or 2 inch goldfish like the one in Jim;s stock photo.

But could this have been some sort of larger koi-type fish? I don't kow how tasty that would be, but at least there would be something to filet.

[RockyMtnMac]

Hahahahahahahhahaha..
OMG! That IS funny! They are frickin goldfish! I say now he gets to keep the jewelry and they are even! Wow, sweetheart! You sure showed him!

[RockyMtnMac]

"That's a chip up the nose, Ken!"

[LimeGreenLizard]

If this happened in England, she would be serving time.

[pms]

Good thing these two didn't own a horse together. That reminds me, I'm so hungry I could eat a.....nevermind.

[Sheila]

Gold (probably) jewelry, goldfish...it all evens out.

[Torgo]

Losing Nemo.

[Navy Chief]

LOL @ Torgo! Nice one.

[Anesidora]

:( poor fishy...

[johnjohn]

To Bill,

Worry not, these were the small, standard goldfish. The story states she lives in an apartment. I know area, these were not koi fish. It is however BUSH KOUNTRY!

What amazes me is that the Pasadena, TX police had any sort of interaction with civilians and no one was booked for "resisting arrest". "Resisting arrest being defined as 'speaking to any Pasadena Police Department Employee, family member, girl/boy friend, dog, cat, snake, horse, pig, etc." It would seem goldfish, however are not on that list.

[kevy]

Wanda?

[RockyMtnMac]

It's k-k-k-k-kevy, c-c-c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-k-kill us!
lol

[Phranqlin]

Did she wear a cloche hat and raccoon coat, drink bathtub gin, and drive a Model T?

[Reno]

I have three goldfish which are between 7 and 9 inches long at the moment. They'd make quite a meal but the food I feed them says that it's not for 'food fish' so there must be something nasty going on in there. Besides, they keep their tank just filthy! I like my fish squeaky clean and fresh!

[kevy]

Back at ya, RMM!

[nauip]

Basically the same species as what's in most cheap fish-sticks in your grocer's freezer.

[outofsalt]

If my cat won't eat it, it doesn't count as food.

[The Hermit]

She should've choked on a bone.

[Dee]

She's a keeper.

[Lo in ND]

lol, this is too funny - gross and mean but funny in a really twisted way!
It sounds like a tv show not real life - maybe it will end up on one...
I feel so bad for the guy if I knew him I'd buy him more fish... I hope he keeps the jewlery and has it made into something in memory of his fish...
I can only worry hat this woman needs some serious mental help... what kind of psycho just snaps and say ok creep you keep my ring and I'm gonna eat your fish - glad they didn't have kids together, god only knows what she would have done...

[suesinshox]

Ah Houston...Where men wear jewelry and fish are fried