"I feel violated," the alleged victim says, fighting back tears. "I'm aware people fake stuff like this, but no amount of money will ever make it worth going through what I did and what I continue to go through every day." She's in a 30-day waiting period for the result of laboratory tests for possible health complications. (SeattlePI.com)

Maybe she got a Shamrock Shake?
Posted by: Torgo | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:06 AM
She felt something that felt like mucous in her mouth? That is her evidence?
Sigh.
Posted by: Sigh | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Lugie soda, anyone?
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Maybe Mayor McCheese had to do a farmer blow?
Posted by: Torgo | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:20 AM
So what’s the point of this story?
Is she suing them over her “traumatic” experience? Or is she just looking for a little attention?
Curious minds need to know! <--*sarcasm*
-Anesidora
Posted by: Anesidora | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:36 AM
I can't advocate tampering with people's food, since I respect food so much. But usually the people who have their food screwed with kind of, well, deserve it.
(I am a former employee of Arby's - some people are jerks.)
Posted by: Reno | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:41 AM
"...but no amount of money will ever make it worth going through what I did and what I continue to go through every day."
And then she'll proceed to sue McDonald's for a few million $. And of course it won't be about the money. Sterilize her.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:50 AM
how could a cup-o-spit stored at the 'victim' home be considered evidence? it hasn't been stored at a secure facility - it could be anyone's spit
tears? OMG, BFD
Posted by: Lambiepie | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Geez, what has happened to employee training these days?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone knows you must stir it well after the spit goes in to avoid the tell tell hocker blob....just an hour of proper training could have avoided all this!!!
Posted by: jojo | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 12:07 PM
But on the bright side the Mariners did win.
Posted by: Torgo | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 12:36 PM
How could she tell? All McDonalds food tastes like someone spit on it.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 12:54 PM
After a brief stint the food service industry myself, 'sneezers', loogie sodas and dropped food were served only to the a'holes. They weren't random acts of disgust...you had to have pissed off one of the servers. I wonder if she did something?
LOL @ Phranq - too true
Posted by: Amy Gdala | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 01:09 PM
How does she know the mucous wasn't hers?
My experience at Pizza Hut? No one ever tampered with peoples food. Not a one. But then again, we weren't scumbags. I can't imagine turning a blind eye to such douchebaggery / criminality. But, once again, I am not a scumbag (well, that sort of scumbag, anyway).
If you work at the restaurant and see people tampering with the food, and do nothing, then you are a party to the crime. And, you suck.
Posted by: Sigh | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 01:19 PM
Slime in the tea machine. That is all.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 01:26 PM
Did she buy a litre of cola?
Posted by: The_Overdog | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 01:34 PM
If you don't want a loogie in your McDonalds drink, don't go to McDonalds. Easy solution.
My mom works for the Health Department. She used to like an occasional ice cream cone from McDs. Now, not so much.
Posted by: merkin4 | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 01:38 PM
Nice Marvin reference Coog LOL
Posted by: Amy Gdala | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 01:54 PM
Big deal; I used to have a girlfriend who liked to spit on her hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Posted by: vksjk | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 01:57 PM
True Story
Many years ago worked with a girl who had a Mickey Dees HB that had the secret sauce
She ate it and proclaimed it tasted awesome, of course unaware of the add-on condiment
Posted by: Mayor McCheese | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 02:06 PM
How is it that this woman can make such a ridiculous, unsubstantiated claim and not have to reveal her name?
I hope her boyfriend (even stupid bitches like this can have boyfriends) spits in her mouth next time they kiss.
Posted by: z0l0ft | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 02:32 PM
I prefer jizz in my wig.
And vksjk, is there any other method? Spit is free!
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 02:39 PM
to clarify - I have no knowledge of what transpired at the McD's - I just love that movie.
Posted by: nauip | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 02:49 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348333 "but she broke the cardinal rule; never f*ck with people who handle your food."
The filters hate me.
Posted by: nauip | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 02:57 PM
Note that she never mentions what entitled-douchebaggy thing she was doing that wouldve prompted the spit.
Posted by: Rev JSH | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 04:08 PM
As a food inspector once told me, follow the source of the flies. .25 cents says it was gunk from the ice machine, they never get cleaned.
Posted by: The Hermit | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 05:56 PM
Watching just one episode of Hell's Kitchen is enough to make me never want to eat at any restaurant ever again.
Posted by: ReginaFilangee | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 06:30 PM
@The_Overdog
Bwaaa haa ha. I love Super Troopers.
Chug any syrup lately?
I worked at a Boston Market for three years and no matter how pissy a customer was we never screwed with the food. We would omit something if they were really horrid, but no spit or mop water.
Posted by: Pandora | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 08:36 PM
The water coolers here at work will develop a thick mucus-like substance if the filters aren't changed regularly. And the filters aren't changed regularly. So we play water cooler roulette. Occasionally one lucky guy or gal will get a "booger" in their cup of water. Prolly the same deal in this instance with the woman's iced tea. Likely not a hacked up loogey, but gross nonetheless.
Posted by: Dave | Thursday, October 01, 2009 at 06:36 AM
Most FF places have gone with the "give you a cup and fill it yourself approach". I think that's good. And refills are always free.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Thursday, October 01, 2009 at 06:57 AM