Psychic charged with lying after claiming rivals attacked her

Of course, there's the obligatory psychic-didn't-see-this-coming lead on the story. Janet Lee, the self-proclaimed "foremost psychic in New England," was arrested after detectives said she lied about being attacked in town by rival psychics over the summer. Competitive business! (Greenwich Time)

Comments

[sometimesilie]

"Psychic charged with lying" is like saying a cow has been charged mooing.

[Sheila]

"Greenwich Time." I love that.

[stopeatingmysesamecake]

She looks like Jack Black.

[johnjohn]

She is a survivor of a thousand psychic wars!

[sometimesilie]

she looks like she's trying to put the evil eye on the mugshot photographer.

[RockyMtnMac]

LMAO! I have this image of a gang of rival-pychics dressed as ninjas, waiting for her.. knowing she will be there. They jump her, already knowing there will be no witnesses..

[LimeGreenLizard]

"Janet is a highly regarded psychic who specializes in predicting the future, not fabricating the past," Sherman said.

Um, yeah.

[Torgo]

SLEEEEEEP!!

[The Hermit]

I see in her future big fines, loss of business, dropping of insurance coverage etc etc. She'd be perfect for ACORN or a job in Washington

[The Asshole Guy]

I predict my penis will be erect tomorrow morning.

[bpollen]

I once saw a psychic's column in the newspaper that said "So-and-so's column will not be printed today due to unforseen circumstances" or something to that effect. Think it undermined her credibility?