Man charged with breaking into homes, rubbing women's legs
On three occasions, women at an apartment complex reported to police that during the night they were awakened by a man dressed in black rubbing their legs. He's been arrested. (Chicago Sun-Times)
It was extra credit biology field work! Really! Field work!!!!!
Posted by: johnjohn | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 07:47 AM
If the doors were unlocked the women obviously wanted their legs rubbed.
Posted by: pms | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:01 AM
Whatever floats your boat, man.
Posted by: Navy Chief | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 08:03 AM
Rub his back door with a claw hammer
Posted by: awesome auger | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 09:15 AM
If some guy came into my room in the middle of the night to give me a massage, I would probably just call the cops after the 7th or 8th time..
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 09:23 AM
RMM, please don't have me locked up!
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Same thing happened to me. Not the same guy.
Posted by: di | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 11:50 AM
ok, this is also pretty darn creepy. WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: Soo | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 12:04 PM
I can't imagine not locking my apartment door!
Posted by: Lambiepie | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 12:33 PM
Every so often i forget to lock mine, which creeps me out in the morning. This guy probably just went to each apartment to see if it was unlocked by mistake.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Maybe he was just an out of work masseur working for tips.....
Posted by: ReginaFilangee | Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 07:27 PM
I was kind of hoping this guy's initials were SCD. Oh well.
Posted by: outofsalt | Thursday, October 01, 2009 at 01:44 PM