You can bet there won't be any pool parties there for a while. (TCPalm.com)
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Homeowner says feces-covered intruder jumped into his pool
14 Comments
Verify your Comment
Previewing your Comment
This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been saved. Comments are moderated and will not appear until approved by the author. Post another comment
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
I'm trying to come up with a scenario where I am naked and covered in feces, but I can't think of any.
But I will tell you if it ever happens and there is a pool nearby, I will be in it. Even if I get arrested for it.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 06:47 AM
A lot of pools in Florida are enclosed in a giant screen room to keep bugs away and provide some shade to keep water temperatures down. So this is kind of like having a feces-covered intruder crash into the sun room of your house.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 06:54 AM
*pouring in a case of soap, a case of clorox, and stirring SEMSC vigorously..
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 06:55 AM
Yes, stir me vigorously.
I said "if".
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 06:56 AM
"Hey everyone...It's a Baby Ruth bar"
Posted by: Bill | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:02 AM
@SEMSC: I just want to be ready for the "If". lol
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:08 AM
I drink beer and vodka, but I end up crashing in a bed covered in a woman's sweat. Maybe this is one of those dudes who likes the "pit of a latrine" thing. Eew.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:19 AM
I can't imagine any scenario of me being covered in poo while drunk. Ever. IF it ever did happen, it would probably be me falling into a sewer or something, and I'd hose off in the backyard first, leave the clothes outside for burning later, and shower for 24 hours.
Posted by: kestrelmas | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:44 AM
I'd shat myself too after Milwaukee's Best and Popov. Because you know this guy is not drinking the good stuff.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:57 AM
Saturday nights alright for scat fights, saturday nights alright, alright, alright, oooooooo...
Posted by: Rev JSH | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 08:24 AM
The more you read this story, the better it becomes. "Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins..."
One would assume that by "K-9" they mean a dog, and why isn't PETA involved? Unless the guy was covered in cat feces, which dogs seem to think is an appetizer, that seems like animal cruelty.
Posted by: Russ | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 08:56 AM
A car wash might have been a speedier option.
Posted by: Sheila | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 09:42 AM
At least he had to be easy for the dog to track.
Posted by: dobie | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:07 AM
He's so full of it!
Posted by: Winston Legthigh | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 04:59 PM