The cop's deal for the woman was this: Give me the horse and I'll keep quiet about being sexually assaulted by your sister when I was a kid. The sis denies that happened. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Detective accused of trying to extort a horse from a woman
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A horse! A horse! My silence about your creepy-ass sister for a horse!
Seriously, this guy sounds like he's crazier than a sack full of bananas.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 06:57 AM
The movie versions of this story:
Equus II: White Trash Strikes Back
Cums a Pale Rider
All the Petty Horses
The Horse Gipperer
Posted by: Jack Mehoff | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:00 AM
How about "Dumb and Dumber", Jack?
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:11 AM
Yes, but did he fry the horse and eat it?
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:20 AM
Florida and Wisconsin in a dead heat early.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:21 AM
What about any cases he has worked on that resulted in convictions? All cases solved are now suspect. I see the Brookfield jails being emptied real soon now.
Posted by: KDP | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 07:33 AM
Better than trying to extort a woman from a horse I suppose.
Posted by: DS | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 08:07 AM
Don't worry KDP - there's no one in the Brookfield jails.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 08:10 AM
Yes, I am keeping score. This is the third story in six days about those wonderful boys in blue, the guardians of our society, the police, out and about and preying upon those they are sworn to protect and serve.
It is nice to see a cop that is not sporting the skinhead look however, kudos for that officer.
Posted by: johnjohn | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 08:10 AM
Damn! Now I have the theme song from Mr. Ed in my head!
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 08:27 AM
At first I thought it said "extract," not "extort."
There was an old lady...
Perhaps she'll die.
Posted by: Russ | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 09:04 AM
lol, same here Russ.
That would have for and interesting story, disturbing...but interesting none the less.
-Anesidora
Posted by: Anesidora | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 09:50 AM
How do you even start that conversation?
"Your sister molested me so now you owe me a pony."
Posted by: dobie | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Quite the pickup line.
Posted by: nauip | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 02:43 PM
I guess that he missed class the day at the police academy when they were teaching that blackmail/extortion is illegal.
Posted by: csg | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 04:03 PM
And the horse you rode in!
Posted by: Winston Legthigh | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 04:54 PM
Stupid cop, everybody else gets money.
Posted by: The Hermit | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 06:08 PM
I never quite understand why extortionists think it will work. And they always end up looking like such sleaze buckets...like that overripe pair that went after Mr. Travolta
"Publish and be damned!"
Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, Attributed; when the courtesan Harriette Wilson threatened to publish her memoirs and his letters
Posted by: nellagain | Thursday, October 01, 2009 at 02:29 AM