A man who was arrested for stealing two packages of beef jerky at 7-Eleven made things worse for himself when he allegedly ripped out a light fixture while in a police station lockup. He's being checked for mental health issues. (Chicago Sun-Times)
Monday, August 31, 2009
Suspect in beef-jerky theft makes things worse at the cop shop
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Snap into a Slim Jim!
Posted by: Torgo | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 10:45 AM
That guy is so going to get beat up in jail when the other inmates learn what crime got him into jail.
Posted by: IronOre | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 11:08 AM
I guess he fed his wild side just a little too much... That'll teach to those cops to mess with Sasquatch...
Posted by: Biker Trash Princess | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Beef jerky addiction will do that to you.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Phranq, especially if it's peppered!
Posted by: twerp | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Undergoing a mental evaluation for ripping out the light, or stealing beef jerky in the first place?
Posted by: ThePresidentOfTwelvepackistan | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 01:32 PM
What's in this stuff that causes craziness? That barber in Cleveland didn't like his Slim Jim or whatever, then held up the store which is two doors from his barber shop. "They'll never recognize me!" Delusional.
Posted by: Sheila | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 01:52 PM
Yup, sounds jerky to me alright.
Posted by: The Hermit | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 09:39 PM