Friday, August 28, 2009
Man fakes kidnapping so he can cheat on his wife
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amazing arrogance - he really didn't think he'd be caught?
his wife should feel very, very insulted and hopefully will kick his ass to the curb
Posted by: Lambiepie | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 09:43 AM
What an original idea! Not.
Posted by: twerp | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 09:47 AM
Poorly written article. But what a Moran-Mora moron.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 09:53 AM
This tool needs a claw hammer to the head.
Posted by: awesome auger | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 09:57 AM
Come on...lighten up on the guy. He just wanted Moran-Mora.
Posted by: kevy | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:03 AM
This is my favorite paragraph: Deputies traced Moran-Mora through his cell phone and found him at a 7-Eleven on West Waters Avenue. He told deputies he is a church elder for a Seventh Day Adventist church on Nebraska Avenue and had sent his wife the texts even though he had never been in danger.
I can see it happening - "Hello, officers. I am a church elder for a Seventh Day Adventist church on Nebraska Avenue, and I had sent my wife the texts even though I had never been in danger."
Posted by: Torgo | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Yet another contributor to the Mark Sanford School of Domestic Arrangments
Posted by: nellagain | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Isn't his real name Moron-Moron?
Posted by: mrfiddlehead | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:23 AM
Kidnapping is one of the games they play, so it's not that far fetched!
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:33 AM
DEFINITELY VERY ORIGINAL AND STUPID
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 10:41 AM
He soooo ripped off Governor Sanford.
Posted by: IronOre | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Sterilization is indicated.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 11:42 AM
35 years ago my husband called and said, "Don't pay the ransom, I'll get away somehow." Did I buy that? No, I don't think so. I figured he was in Vegas, and I was right.
Posted by: grandy | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Where's the picture of the wife? Where's the picture of the woman he cheated with? Is this a case of of desperate times requiring desparate measures? It all might turn out to be very funny.
Posted by: ray | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 12:47 PM
He needs to get together with the kid from Toronto who faked his own kidnapping. They can all hike the Appalachian Trail with Mark Sanford.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 01:41 PM
Its OK, after all he is/was a church elder. Right?
Posted by: The Hermit | Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 04:18 PM
"oh yeah, by the way honey, they say they'll be kidnapping me again next Friday night, but I'll be fine".
Posted by: pms | Monday, August 31, 2009 at 09:23 AM