Florida man blames his cat for over 1,000 porn downloads

The 48-year-old man -- not the cat -- ended up getting charged. (South Florida Sun-Sentinel)

Comments

[The_Overdog]

I'm pretty sure my cat uses my computer when I'm not at home, but he looks at cat porn, which is fortunately not against human law.

[kevy]

Everyone knows that it's dogs who are into porn.

[Shaun the Sheep]

It was the farmer! NOT MEE!!

[kestrelmas]

No no no...parrots. Parrots are terrible about pr0n.

My computer had so many viruses when I still have my featherheads...they moved out (not enough time for them) to a friend of mine, and suddenly, no more viruses!

...granted that was around the same time I got my then-boyfriend a new PC...

[kestrelmas]

had my featherheads*

[Otis]

It was that bratty "HA HA" kid. NOT MEEEE!!!

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Sterilize him!

Good one, Overdog.

[RockyMtnMac]

I suppose p*ssy is a matter of perspective?

[pen brynisa]

The cat probably traffics in kitty porn.

[Farmer Bob and the City]

Didn't work in 3rd grade, won't work now.

[Lambiepie]

does David Letterman still have a stupid pet tricks segment?
he could start a 'criminal pet tricks' segment

[Torgo]

It's Tunces the downloading cat!

[Mook]

Well, I'm convinced. Darn cats are always gettin' into everything!

[RockyMtnMac]

Okay Torgo, that's funny! You are on a roll today..

[David]

I can see the lolcat now:

eyez n ur puter, downloadinz ur p0rnz. Teeches u 2 feedz me crap.

[Caffeinated Katie]

My cat only uses my computer to steal credit card numbers to feed his catnip habit.

[thomas]

My cat crapped on my keyboard, and all the pet meds spam disappeared.

[ian]

typical cat owner...

[Ben Dover]

Methinks the cat made a mistake in alliteration: he meant to download "kitty porn" not 'kiddie porn.' I'm sure the judge will see it Mr. Griffin's way...right?

[Capt. Jack]

Hey, I wouldn't be the least surprised. My cats have deleted files from my desktop, changed the size of fhe fonts on websites and somehow managed to turn the image on my desktop a quarter turn to the left. But then I think they'd be more interested in KITTY porn than KIDDIE porn.

[freetomato]

Why I prefer dogs. When they flail wildly at my keyboard, (which happens often, I assure you) what comes up is coupons for steak at Kroger and the most timely, topical conversation pieces of the day. Dogs are the best, and they won't get you arrested, unless they chew your neighbors up.

Plus, my dogs treat me like a queen when I love on them. Cats think THEY are Royalty when loved upon.

(I don't hate cats, I just hate litterboxes, which come with the territory)

[Rev JSH]

Damn nymphomanicat. But cats do some good, such as: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-badass-things-ever-done-by-jungle-cats/

[nellagain]

Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.

[Wolf]

So...we're supposed to buy that the cat accidentally typed in a URL for kiddie porn, then accidentally used the mouse to move to the link to download, then accidentally hit the download link, then accidentally chose a place to save the images to.

Um...

You know, there's a mouse joke in here somewhere, I just can't make myself look for it.

[outofsalt]

It would make more sense if the letters to the website were all moving from one direction to another. How would a cat just randomly walk across or press the "http://" keys to begin with?

Cats get into enough trouble on their own as it is without having to also take the rap for alleged perverts' actions.

[Charles Brobst]

The cat likes pussy?

[mak]

http://www.livenudecats.com/

[MONKEY JERK]

DAMN HORNY CAT FOR SURE...MORE SEX!!!!!!!!!!

[thing1]

My cat does this all time, I can't leave him in my computer room alone for 10 minutes without him hitting up kittyporn.com...

[magnaflow 15741]

great ideas thank guys