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Woman shoots hubby while playing "dirty cowboy" in bed
Deborah Yvette Parker, 38, is “extremely distraught” by her husband's death and has fully cooperated with police, says her lawyer. "She loves him, and this is just a terrible accident." The woman says they were playing a game of "dirty cowboy" during foreplay when the shooting occurred. (Houston Chronicle)July 10, 2009 | Permalink
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woah, get along little dogie.
Posted by: lester | Jul 10, 2009 5:54:58 AM
I can't even get my wife to play "dirty Certified Public Accountant", let alone Cowboy.
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Jul 10, 2009 6:00:55 AM
Wasn't his "gun" loaded?
Posted by: JimmyVa | Jul 10, 2009 6:06:36 AM
A Public Service Announcement: Please, when using a real gun as a sex toy, first ensure it's NOT loaded!
Posted by: Navy Chief | Jul 10, 2009 6:12:58 AM
@ semsc - there's the morning ROFL I needed! thanks!!
Navy Chief - my thoughts exactly....
Posted by: Amy Gdala | Jul 10, 2009 6:15:39 AM
Sad.
Please, folks, make sure that the only your Dirty Cowboy's Little Gun is loaded.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Jul 10, 2009 6:19:08 AM
Looking at the mugshot, I'd wonder if she had done some suffering herself, and that in mind, wonder if it was more than manslaughter.
Posted by: me | Jul 10, 2009 6:20:45 AM
Le Petit Mort.
Posted by: thomas | Jul 10, 2009 6:31:14 AM
Maybe he loaded the gun, you saw the picture!
Posted by: Jim | Jul 10, 2009 6:35:00 AM
Good one SEMSC. The first comment (right now) under the story is good, too (greatestmovieevermade).
Posted by: Sheila | Jul 10, 2009 6:53:19 AM
LOL @ SEMSC. THAT was funny!
I saw that comment, too Sheila. Funny! 12 hours of hard drinking, shooting your horse, losing money to a whore, and finally passing out in a gutter.. LOL!
And I believe this couple had played "Dirty Cowboy" many, many times before. Quite frankly, she looks "rode hard and put away wet" IMO.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Jul 10, 2009 7:03:04 AM
I realize it's the South, but does EVERYTHING need to involve gunplay? Geesh....
Posted by: Amy Gdala | Jul 10, 2009 7:18:45 AM
First off... Please, reporters, we really (really, really, really, rea..) want to know or imagine what THAT couple meant by "playing Dirty Cowboy."
Second... Riiiiight... Foreplay... I have an inkling that the poor woman (poor in so many ways) was still brooding from the argument when pseudo-hubby started coming on to her. I guess it depends on what her concept of foreplay was -I suspect it was foreplay to murder rather than foreplay to sex.
Of course, she is innocent until proven guilty. Perhaps it was wild make-up sex.
Posted by: Worker | Jul 10, 2009 7:20:19 AM
Opps, I left out a "don't." That intro to my previous post should have read:
"First off... Please, reporters, we really (really, really, really, rea..) DON'T want to know or imagine what THAT couple meant by "playing Dirty Cowboy."
Posted by: Worker | Jul 10, 2009 7:21:48 AM
Get a dog little longie! I wonder if this leads to reverse cowgirl?
Posted by: thing1 | Jul 10, 2009 7:23:29 AM
I'd think that dirty cowboy is right before dirty sanchez but it probably should be grouped with jelly donut or donkey punch.
Posted by: 305club | Jul 10, 2009 7:38:08 AM
Yep, innocent until proven guilty. Hmm, lets see, against her:
1. Admits she shot husband
2. Found gun in her possession
3. Found corpse in her bed
4. Felon in possession of firearm
5. Seen arguing with victim just before shooting him
6. Looks like she does
For her:
1. Claims victim liked using a gun in foreplay
Posted by: Sigh | Jul 10, 2009 7:49:05 AM
HEY ITS SEX SO IT HAS TO BE GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! JUST AN ACCIDENT IS ALL.
Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Jul 10, 2009 7:56:38 AM
Well, it would be very easy to see if it was foreplay: are there any other appropriate props? Eg: rope over the back of a chair, spurs laying on the floor, leather saddle on bed frame, spittoons (with black viscous stuff in it), hats on the bed bost, cow in the corner, horse under the bed...
Posted by: Worker | Jul 10, 2009 7:58:35 AM
That is one UGLY woman.
Posted by: Biff Bunghole | Jul 10, 2009 8:07:58 AM
Amy, that's not the South--that's Texas. Most Southerners stopped claiming Texas a long time ago.
Posted by: d'ep | Jul 10, 2009 8:14:52 AM
Horse under the bed, Worker?
No, no, no....
WHORES under the bed, horse ON the bed... lol
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Jul 10, 2009 8:15:54 AM
And Texans stopped claiming the South even longer ago (not a slam against either -- I grew up in Louisiana but have been a Texan for over 20 years).
Posted by: tiacheryl | Jul 10, 2009 8:25:24 AM
That was supposed to be a poke at my home state and region. Next time I'll be more specific.
Posted by: Amy Gdala | Jul 10, 2009 8:37:13 AM
Texas - It's like a whole another country!
And it actually was.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Jul 10, 2009 8:50:21 AM
