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Woman arrested after after poking boyfriend in groin with sex toy
She did it "multiple times," and he called 9-1-1. (Somebody's got to post that call.) (TampaBay.com)July 10, 2009 | Permalink
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ROFL! You've gotta click on her name to see her picture! She looks like a truck driver *no offense to those who are* and initially, I thought it was a pic of her boyfriend :?
Posted by: Sisterblonde | Jul 10, 2009 8:33:04 AM
Sure. If groin = butt hole I'll buy it.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Jul 10, 2009 8:33:41 AM
Poking? Sounds like something Ernie and Bert would get up to.
Posted by: Torgo | Jul 10, 2009 8:40:38 AM
Does THAT feel sexy?
Does THAT feel sexy?
Does THAT feel sexy?
Do I need to draw you a map next time?
How do YOU like it?
Sounds like simple payback to me....
Posted by: merkin4 | Jul 10, 2009 8:47:22 AM
Not just a sex toy.... a PINK sex toy. I'm sure that made all the difference.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Jul 10, 2009 8:51:46 AM
Totally sounds like revenge to me. How many women have experienced this? *poke*poke* Are you awake? *poke* Are you in the mood? *poke* I'm horny. *poke* Let's do it. *poke* Are you awake yet? *poke*
Posted by: Caffeinated Katie | Jul 10, 2009 9:15:40 AM
i imagine that she stuffed it up her snoot and shot it at him
Posted by: buddy | Jul 10, 2009 9:20:25 AM
Maybe he was just embarrassed because she was comparing his manhood to BOB and his little pink monster didn't measure up!!
And I agree, she is a rough lookin' woman! I think BOB has been her only steady lay for a long time!!!!!!
Posted by: jojo | Jul 10, 2009 9:27:36 AM
Mommmm! She poked me! She poked me!!!
What a wimp. Clearly he can dish it out, but he can't take it.
Posted by: Pop | Jul 10, 2009 9:27:57 AM
What a bazaar weigh too get him in the mooed.
Posted by: you know me by now | Jul 10, 2009 9:33:00 AM
Nurse Jackie?
Posted by: jdotglenn | Jul 10, 2009 9:36:31 AM
I wonder if the cops would have gotten involved if she had held it close to him and said, "I'm not poking you; I'm not poking you!" Probably.
Posted by: twerp | Jul 10, 2009 9:43:12 AM
WIMPY FOR SURE
Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Jul 10, 2009 9:57:31 AM
Based on her picture, it's easier to tell which person IS the p#$@y than which one HAS the p#$@y in that relationship
Posted by: lb | Jul 10, 2009 11:25:07 AM
I really would like to hear that call to the cops.
"911. What's your emergency?"
"My girlfriend just poked me with a pink sex toy!"
"What's that sir? Are you bleeding? Are any bones broken?"
"I don't know. She poked me! I'm scared, and I need the police here right now."
"They're on their way, sir. (giggling)"
Posted by: Sheila | Jul 10, 2009 11:37:17 AM
The manatee release video on the site is pretty cute.
Posted by: Sigh | Jul 10, 2009 2:26:46 PM
The mug shot looks like Steve Railsback, a B-Movie actor.
Posted by: KDP | Jul 10, 2009 2:58:10 PM
I wanna know what the fight was about and why the sex toy got involved... and I am a trucker and that ain't no trucker driver, lol, lady truckers look better than that... may she/he is a transexual or something...
Posted by: Larry | Jul 12, 2009 6:56:45 PM
I wonder if it was a big black dildo and they were drinking natty ice...
Posted by: thing1 | Jul 13, 2009 8:17:19 AM
