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Woman stabs boyfriend for watching porn, pleasuring self
July 15, 2009 | Permalink
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bahaha, that's bad. could have been worse, he could have been sliding a claw hammer in and out of his rectum.
Posted by: awesome auger | Jul 15, 2009 9:36:40 AM
Good to see Wisconsin back on the scoreboard!
Posted by: USMerc | Jul 15, 2009 9:38:40 AM
Ugh, I'd need porn too to get warmed up for that.
Posted by: you know me by now | Jul 15, 2009 9:39:19 AM
From a 10-23-03 AP story:
General Motors Corp. has scrapped plans to replace the Buick Regal with the Buick LaCrosse in Canada because in the French-speaking province of Quebec "lacrosse" means to masturbate. Among other things.
GM Canada spokesman Stew Low told the La Crosse Tribune in Wisconsin last Friday that in Quebec youth culture the word is a new slang term.
"(It) means a couple of things, either to masturbate or 'I just got screwed,' or 'I just got taken'" Low told the newspaper in Saturday's copyright editions. "People of our age wouldn't even think twice about (the word.)"
Posted by: Jorge Arbusto | Jul 15, 2009 9:39:25 AM
Sheesh lady, calm the eff down.
Posted by: kevy | Jul 15, 2009 9:39:39 AM
I say he had it cummin'.... :?
Posted by: DirtyRottenScoundrel | Jul 15, 2009 9:56:21 AM
Any woman who has a problem with her guy yanking off at will should be dumped. Period.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Jul 15, 2009 10:00:04 AM
There I am, with my hand!
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Jul 15, 2009 10:01:09 AM
DEFINITELY ANOTHER SICKO FOR SURE. SEX IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Jul 15, 2009 10:01:30 AM
Paging MONKEY JERKm...
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Jul 15, 2009 10:02:15 AM
This story! What kind of porn was it?
MF? FF? MM? MMF? MMF Bi?
Maybe he needed to get stabbed.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Jul 15, 2009 10:03:12 AM
All men watch/have watched porn. If a guy says he doesn't, he's a liar.
Get over it.
Posted by: twerp | Jul 15, 2009 10:19:32 AM
Is this her and his that him?
http://www.facebook.com/rachel.ferrara22
I love his shirt! "Bring your balls"!
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Jul 15, 2009 10:47:57 AM
twerp.. you're right. I've watched porn once. Never quite got what the big deal is about it. I have a better imagination than what you'd see in a porno anyway.
Posted by: fredzilla | Jul 15, 2009 10:53:49 AM
fred, you need better porn.
Posted by: you know me by now | Jul 15, 2009 11:10:17 AM
Fred, I can recommend a few DVD titles that will keep you glued to the screen.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Jul 15, 2009 11:24:57 AM
Ugly, jealous, and crazy is no way to go through life.
Posted by: blam | Jul 15, 2009 11:26:52 AM
powertool porn is awesome. as is porn with handtools.
Posted by: awesome auger | Jul 15, 2009 11:51:45 AM
Like I said.. I have a really good imagination.
Posted by: fredzilla | Jul 15, 2009 11:56:50 AM
Again, the reason that couples should share porn. I don't see why folks get so bent about their partner watching it. I might be hurt if he forbid me too, and then he did, but what is it hurting?? Really?? As long as he records it so we can watch it together later, I don't see a problem!
Posted by: jojo | Jul 15, 2009 11:59:39 AM
jojo - that's hot
Posted by: w | Jul 15, 2009 12:14:15 PM
Umm, LGL, I don't want my porn to leave me glued to the screen, or glued to anything else for that matter. That said, if Mrs. Timbershaft were the stabbing type, I'd be dead already.
Posted by: Drake Timbershaft | Jul 15, 2009 12:19:21 PM
As much as I would love to give Wisconsin some scoreboard love on this, I can't. There are girls who hate their man watching porn all over this country. Is it wierd that she stabbed him, maybe, but not as crazy as some of the stuff that comes out of Wisconsin.
I am of the belief that the women who get pissed at their man who watches porn can't admit to themselves that they are not giving up the bermuda triangle to him, either at all or enough, but get pissed because he needs to figure out how to compensate.
Jojo is right, both of them should watch the porn and see if they can repeat what they see. They just might enjoy it.
It seems to me that if you are a woman who gets mad at your man watching porn, the more you let him see yours the less he will want to see it somewhere else.
Posted by: joel | Jul 15, 2009 12:40:56 PM
Watching porn never did anything for me. Reading, on the other hand...
Posted by: Navy Chief | Jul 15, 2009 12:41:56 PM
Rachel's put on a few since the picture on Facebook was taken.
Posted by: kevy | Jul 15, 2009 12:44:32 PM
