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Track down a man's rocket and you'll get a dozen fresh eggs

Images-3I'm on the case! Lance McNamara, who owns an egg farm, says two guys in a truck stole his eight-foot rocket. "The nose fell off and made a ping-ping-ping sound, which alerted my wife, who looked out the window and saw the thieves driving away. I'm not very happy." (KPTV.com)

July 14, 2009 | Permalink

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TFA: On Monday night, McNamara used a unique diagram to explain how his rocket was stolen.

LMAO! The drawings are great. The reward, cheap as hell.

Posted by: you know me by now | Jul 14, 2009 1:32:29 PM

Great drawings. The police should be able to find the suspects no problem.

Posted by: floormaster squeeze | Jul 14, 2009 1:51:06 PM

Ok, I just spewed water all over some attendance sheets! The diagrams are HILARIOUS!

This one came pretty close to beating the picnic table guy because I honestly have nothing to add at this point.

Posted by: twerp | Jul 14, 2009 2:06:17 PM

Is that the Home Makeover guy's brother?

Posted by: MidtownCoog | Jul 14, 2009 2:15:30 PM

Those drawings are awesome.

Posted by: Zorbane | Jul 14, 2009 2:52:09 PM

MC you're not kidding, makeover's brother in a high wind
love the pictures

Posted by: Lambiepie | Jul 14, 2009 2:56:23 PM

This is to funny that our rocket being stolen has shown up all over the place!!

And, people comment on Lance looking like Ty (guy from home makeover) all the time.....now if someone would just give Lance his own show.

Posted by: Tiffany | Jul 14, 2009 6:00:47 PM

Oh, I guess I should have stated...I'm the wife of the rocket man....LOL

http://sites.google.com/site/gopherboyfarms/

Posted by: Tiffany | Jul 14, 2009 6:03:05 PM

there's only 8 eggs in that picture! I was all set to quit my job and search, but there's only 8 eggs. :)

Posted by: ARNOLD ZIFFEL | Jul 15, 2009 6:03:08 AM

BOLO two unhappy-looking stick figures in a vehicle that looks like a roller skate!

I also like how he drew a clock with the hands at 11 o'clock, then helpfully labelled it 11 o'clock for those who can't tell time.

Posted by: Drake Timbershaft | Jul 15, 2009 6:57:24 AM

@Drake - It's not that. It's for all the younger set who have never seen an analog clock.

@Tiffany - Kinda' figured that with the link to the web site and all.

@twerp - Attendance sheets? Aren't you on summer vacation? Or were you bad during the school year and have to teach summer school? ;-)

Posted by: Navy Chief | Jul 15, 2009 7:06:33 AM

Welcome to our nightmare Tiffany!

Posted by: USMerc | Jul 15, 2009 7:08:54 AM

INTERESTING CONCEPT FOR SURE

Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Jul 15, 2009 7:42:21 AM

Well, well, well... Chad (from whatever cell phone company that is) is now drawing schematics for how he will steal a rocket.

I guess the cell phone buisness isn't paying well.

Again, :-)

Posted by: Worker | Jul 15, 2009 8:37:17 AM

*snortin coffee thru the nose* Pahahahaha! This made my day! Thanks for the laugh! By the way... I think I recognize the two men.... ;P

Posted by: Sisterblonde | Jul 15, 2009 9:50:40 AM

Love the diagrams! I hope the rocket comes back to the mothership.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till touchdown brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no -- I'm Rocket Man ...

Posted by: Phranqlin | Jul 15, 2009 12:29:30 PM

Comments like Sisterblonde's are why I love this site so much! :)

Posted by: thing1 | Jul 16, 2009 12:23:04 PM

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