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Piggly Wiggly butcher kills romantic rival at the grocery store
July 16, 2009 | Permalink
Comments
if he had done it in the walkin he could have run a special on porkchops...
Posted by: oldewave | Jul 16, 2009 2:07:19 PM
Shouldn't he have stabbed him?
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Jul 16, 2009 2:09:15 PM
So why would the ex-girlfriend tip off the old boyfriend that the new boyfriend wanted to confront him? And why would anyone want to date any of these three very stupid people?
Posted by: David | Jul 16, 2009 8:44:31 PM
That butcher knew a good piece of meat and was going to keep it. Must have been prime rib.
Posted by: Chad | Jul 17, 2009 4:23:24 AM
NEVER SCREW WITH A BUTCHER
Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Jul 17, 2009 4:53:46 AM
Clean up on aisle... oh, wait, you beat me to it.
Posted by: Drake Timbershaft | Jul 17, 2009 5:11:09 AM
Piggly Wiggly on Church street. I couldn't go to a place called
Piggly fuckin Wiggly.............Da South
Posted by: Take no Prisoners | Jul 17, 2009 6:44:51 AM
I thought the punchline was "Artie chokes two for a dollar in the Piggly Wiggly."
Posted by: johnjohn | Jul 17, 2009 9:15:13 AM
I like the twist... butcher uses gun. Next week: Rat poison manufacturer uses hacksaw to murder wife.
Posted by: armynurse | Jul 17, 2009 10:25:24 AM
I don't blame Odum a bit-we don't know what the dead guy said to him. The girlfriend must be a real piece of work though. I say 60 days maximum.
Posted by: joe the moralist | Jul 17, 2009 11:22:30 AM
'staggered to the checkout'. Bwaaa haaa haaa! Yeah he did.
Posted by: Pandora | Jul 17, 2009 6:02:54 PM
