The 50-year-old man began and eat his soup and "felt what he believed was tough cheese on one side of his mouth," the suit reads. "When he could not chew it into pieces, he commented to his family that it felt like rubber. He spit it out, spooned it onto a napkin, at which time his wife said 'Oh my God, it's a condom.'" (Orange County Register)

Hmm...whoever did it tied a knot in it? Why? To make it have a surprise center? Maybe the guy did bring it in himself to get the cash from the suit. I don't really know, but I'd agree that's nasty! Condoms do not taste good...YUCK!
Posted by: jojo | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 05:32 AM
IF THERE REALLY WAS A CONDOM THERE I WAGER THAT HE WAS AN ASSHOLE CUSTOMER OF LONG STANDING.
Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 06:16 AM
What I wanna know is what brand was the condom?? It must be pretty strong if he couldn't tear it with his teeth.
Posted by: twerp | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 07:03 AM
I doubt this story. It sounds like the condom was intact. I don't see how a guy can put a used condom in his mouth and not know it. They're not the size of peas and carrot bits. I hope Claim Jumpers doesn't settle. There's no police report. No chain of evidence. No mention of additional health inspections. The guy's people didn't even get the DNA stuff right.
I am with Twerp, though. I want to know the brand of condom. Seems like nothing will get through that puppy!
Posted by: Kee | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 07:20 AM
*resisting urge to make "Cream of Something" joke...
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 07:37 AM
"You got your soup on my condom!"
Posted by: Torgo | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 08:11 AM
BS! I dont believe this guy at all
Posted by: SickBoy | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 08:32 AM
Kee, I was thinking the same thing about the size of the condom.
I've since decided that it was probably one of those Jr.-sized condoms like on that one South Park episode. That being the case, I no longer want to know the brand!
:-D
Posted by: twerp | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 08:34 AM
"My client wants peace of mind," said Eric Traut, Hodousek's attorney.
It should really read ""My client wants to win the lottery," said Eric Traut, Hodousek's attorney.
Sterilize him and his attorney.
Posted by: Farmer Bob and the City | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 09:13 AM
Maybe it was an Asian condom.
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 09:31 AM
"Excuse me waiter, there's a condom in my soup."
1) "Well, you did order the Cock and Bull stew. We practice safe soup."
2) "That's odd, it should have been in your salad."
3) "You win!"
Posted by: Wrygrin | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 09:32 AM
Actually, well poetically anyway. There's a performance poem that was on the documentary Slamnation by a poet from New York named Beau Sia, entitled "Asian Men Are Hung Like Horses".
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Posted by: fredzilla | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 10:32 AM
We need photos of the condom. As for its size, some restaurants do use smallish condoms for fingers. For example, if an employee has cut on his/her finger, they're given one of those little finger condoms.
Posted by: jj2 | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 11:19 AM
They are called finger cots (aka Chinaman Jimmy).
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 11:27 AM
I didn't even take into consideration the finger cots!
Restaurants have stopped using finger cots (latex ones anyway) because of the rise of people with latex allergies.
Posted by: twerp | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 11:47 AM
He just earned his Recognition-of-Non-Food-Items-in-His-Soup Training Award!
Good for him!
Posted by: SpecialEdOso | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 01:41 PM
Twerp, I'm now crying! You might be right about Jr!
Posted by: Kee | Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 05:12 PM
It's the rubber chicken circuit.
Posted by: American Veteran | Saturday, July 25, 2009 at 10:08 AM
must resiest urge to crack rude joke! ok I will anyways. 1 waiter theres a condom in my soup oh sorry sir thats mine.
2 waiter theres a condom in my soup! oh im sorry sir that was supposed to go to your wife *rawr*
Posted by: noneofyourbeeswax | Saturday, July 25, 2009 at 07:17 PM
Extra flava to sava baby!
Posted by: thing1 | Monday, July 27, 2009 at 09:11 AM
Oh, my God...this story sounds terrible...
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