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Friday, July 10, 2009

Man skips out on paying for "Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo

The guy ran after his credit card was declined. He owes $200 for the tattoo, which shows praying hands. (Denton Record-Chronicle)

Jul 10, 2009 12:19:34 PM

17 Comments

what do you expect from christians...

Posted by: Lambiepie | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 12:38 PM

It's an ink-and-dash scheme!

Problem with that is that the stolen goods will always be with him--provided he doesn't start using that wrecking balm junk or has laser surgery.

I'm rambling. Sorry ya'll. I'm having health problems.

Posted by: twerp | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 12:56 PM

I guess it would have been smart to have gotten payment up front...

Posted by: sometimesilie | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 12:57 PM

Not all duchebags are Christians and not all Christians are duchebags, Lambiepie.

Posted by: Navy Chief | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 12:57 PM

"you don't know it was me! you can't prove anything! You've got no evidence!" *looks at shoulder* "Aww, damn it."

Posted by: EV | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 01:02 PM

Cash up front... all the time :)

Posted by: Sisterblonde | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 01:03 PM

Only God and twelve citizens who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

Posted by: Zimbabalouie | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 01:15 PM

Sorry to here you arr not well twerp!

Posted by: you know me by now | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 01:16 PM

The Republic of Texas is catching up!

Posted by: MidtownCoog | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 01:24 PM

Unfortunately, at this rate it won't take long, Midtown. We're already in the running for our own Fark tag.

Posted by: Amy Gdala | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 01:43 PM

Jesus had that same tattoo.

Posted by: Torgo | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 01:54 PM

Gross Generalizations-R-Us

Posted by: Lambiepie | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 02:18 PM

touche! 2 torgo

Posted by: Zimbabalouie | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 04:11 PM

Oh dear Bob, it's NOT a religious tattoo--it's a gang tat. I've seen members of the Sureño with it, and also some members of MS13. Big shock the guy didn't pay.

Posted by: d'ep | Friday, July 10, 2009 at 05:06 PM

Brings to mind the ageless sayings of:

In God we trust, all others pay cash!
or
In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC!

Either way, only God can ultimately judge you, but any Leo can arrest your sorry ass and the judicial system can make your life hell til judgement day!

Posted by: jojo | Sunday, July 12, 2009 at 08:10 AM

DEFINITELY A GOOD XIAN

Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Monday, July 13, 2009 at 07:58 AM

Now he will be in jail praying he doesn't get bro raped.

Posted by: thing1 | Monday, July 13, 2009 at 08:18 AM

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