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Man skips out on paying for "Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo
The guy ran after his credit card was declined. He owes $200 for the tattoo, which shows praying hands. (Denton Record-Chronicle)July 10, 2009 | Permalink
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what do you expect from christians...
Posted by: Lambiepie | Jul 10, 2009 12:38:11 PM
It's an ink-and-dash scheme!
Problem with that is that the stolen goods will always be with him--provided he doesn't start using that wrecking balm junk or has laser surgery.
I'm rambling. Sorry ya'll. I'm having health problems.
Posted by: twerp | Jul 10, 2009 12:56:50 PM
I guess it would have been smart to have gotten payment up front...
Posted by: sometimesilie | Jul 10, 2009 12:57:11 PM
Not all duchebags are Christians and not all Christians are duchebags, Lambiepie.
Posted by: Navy Chief | Jul 10, 2009 12:57:29 PM
"you don't know it was me! you can't prove anything! You've got no evidence!" *looks at shoulder* "Aww, damn it."
Posted by: EV | Jul 10, 2009 1:02:22 PM
Cash up front... all the time :)
Posted by: Sisterblonde | Jul 10, 2009 1:03:04 PM
Only God and twelve citizens who aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
Posted by: Zimbabalouie | Jul 10, 2009 1:15:40 PM
Sorry to here you arr not well twerp!
Posted by: you know me by now | Jul 10, 2009 1:16:28 PM
The Republic of Texas is catching up!
Posted by: MidtownCoog | Jul 10, 2009 1:24:27 PM
Unfortunately, at this rate it won't take long, Midtown. We're already in the running for our own Fark tag.
Posted by: Amy Gdala | Jul 10, 2009 1:43:35 PM
Jesus had that same tattoo.
Posted by: Torgo | Jul 10, 2009 1:54:42 PM
Gross Generalizations-R-Us
Posted by: Lambiepie | Jul 10, 2009 2:18:33 PM
touche! 2 torgo
Posted by: Zimbabalouie | Jul 10, 2009 4:11:38 PM
Oh dear Bob, it's NOT a religious tattoo--it's a gang tat. I've seen members of the Sureño with it, and also some members of MS13. Big shock the guy didn't pay.
Posted by: d'ep | Jul 10, 2009 5:06:23 PM
Brings to mind the ageless sayings of:
In God we trust, all others pay cash!
or
In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC!
Either way, only God can ultimately judge you, but any Leo can arrest your sorry ass and the judicial system can make your life hell til judgement day!
Posted by: jojo | Jul 12, 2009 8:10:01 AM
DEFINITELY A GOOD XIAN
Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Jul 13, 2009 7:58:14 AM
Now he will be in jail praying he doesn't get bro raped.
Posted by: thing1 | Jul 13, 2009 8:18:12 AM
