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Man complains he's been painted as a perv over panties incident

The 31-year-old man who was found walking down drunk down the highway with about 40 pairs of female underwear says it was only an ill-advised prank and the publicity that followed has ruined his life. "I made a bad drunken mistake," he admits. (Daily Post-Athenian)

July 16, 2009 | Permalink

Comments

I agree with him. It's all just a bad, drunken, perverted mistake.

Posted by: sometimesilie | Jul 16, 2009 6:28:39 AM

"Sir, do you have anything on your person that I should know about?"

"Uh......"

Posted by: Sheila | Jul 16, 2009 6:30:10 AM

Drink has ruined many a man and Injun.......

Posted by: Take no Prisoners | Jul 16, 2009 6:42:11 AM

SO WHAT IF HE IS INTO PANTIES.....JUST A FETISH AND NO REAL PROBLEM

Posted by: MONKEY JERKm | Jul 16, 2009 7:26:35 AM

Raise your hand if you've never done anything stupid while drinking.....

Posted by: USMerc | Jul 16, 2009 7:40:39 AM

Not like this dude was 17 or anything. He is 31 and still pranking like Jackass?

Sounds like alcohol was just releasing his inner douchebag.

Posted by: Sigh | Jul 16, 2009 7:45:15 AM

Merc, I'm laying down....done waaaay too many stupid things while drinking.

Posted by: twerp | Jul 16, 2009 8:33:28 AM

Sigh, Knoxville was in his 30s when he was doing Jackass2.

Posted by: twerp | Jul 16, 2009 8:34:47 AM

Keeping my mouth shut.

Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Jul 16, 2009 8:49:32 AM

His friend had 40 pairs of panties? Damn, that's a whole lot of underwear!

Posted by: you know me by now | Jul 16, 2009 9:03:22 AM

twerp, good point, but he was getting paid to do those pranks -- he is a professional douchebag.

:)

Posted by: Sigh | Jul 16, 2009 9:34:38 AM

Dude, you ARE a perv. Drunk or sober.
Twerp! Speaking of pervs and drunks, good to see you back here!

Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Jul 16, 2009 10:17:19 AM

So this story is on their front page.

How do you go about getting to tell your story on the front page?

Posted by: MidtownCoog | Jul 16, 2009 10:30:03 AM

BFD

Posted by: buddy | Jul 16, 2009 10:32:58 AM

MTG: move to a town just large enough to have its own newspaper, then get caught doing something so stupid and embarrassing as to make the AP and Reuters news wires.

Even then, front page of the paper is small potatoes. If you're really hoping to get the most mileage out of your 15 minutes of fame, get a cheesy nickname related to the incident and get front page treatment on all the tabloids.

See: "Octomom" for instance.

Posted by: mianne | Jul 16, 2009 11:05:41 AM

Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?

Posted by: jdotglenn | Jul 16, 2009 11:22:48 AM

Sandwiches eeeeverywhere!

Posted by: thing1 | Jul 16, 2009 12:09:58 PM

This should never had made the news,it was just a prank between friends. My neighbors 40 year old son runs me off the road in his SUV,come to our home in Maryland tell my sick 60 year old wife he's going to kill us(his mother wanted our home before we bought it).WE CALL POLICE THEY TELL US THEY CAN"T DO ANYTHING UNTIL HE KILLS.His mother has a flat in PA seeing her other son,she called police said I must have followed her and gave her a flat.Police came to my house with K-9 dogs and police care back up(2 times) had to pay 1000 bucks to get lawyer to make them stop but she lied for free.No evidence,No charges and no reason to harass us for nothing. Being a combat disabled American veteran/heart surgery/cancer,The police allowed this 40 year old man in his prime to threaten our lives and did nothing to stop him.NOW THAT SHOULD HAVE MADE THE NEWS.How the police gives protection to some people and not others. If this guy carries out his promise to kill us,police will call it home invasion and do nothing. I AM PROUD TO FIGHT FOR AMERICA,NOT PROUD WHAT AMERICA HAS TURNED INTO.

THIS GUY JUST WAS HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS AND JUST A PRANK AND THE POLICE TOOK IT SERIOUS. IN MY SITUATION IS SERIOUS AND THE POLICE DO NOTHING.

Posted by: Chad | Jul 16, 2009 12:19:46 PM

Thanks, RMM. I've been having some health problems. I'm not sure how much longer I'll be around but hey, here's to being alive for now!

Posted by: twerp | Jul 16, 2009 12:31:41 PM

Did he try to sell them? Were they used or unused?

Posted by: Big John | Jul 16, 2009 1:10:50 PM

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