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Claim: More people are having sex with animals than you think
"Dogs and farm animals are probably the most common occurrences," says Tracey Marks, a forensic psychiatrist who practices in Atlanta.
(Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
Jul 30, 2009 8:07:37 AM
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What the hell?
Of course this would happen in Georgia--the state where "Deliverance" was filmed.
Posted by: twerp | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 08:22 AM
But he was from Florida...it just happened in Georgia...just sayin' cause we get a bad rap with the whole Deliverance thing. In fact I have a friend with a tshirt that says "Paddle faster, I think I hear Banjos"! Cracks me up every time!
In our defense though, at least screwin' animals is a felony here! Cousins and Sisters are ok, but don't mess with our dogs...LMAO
Posted by: jojo | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 08:33 AM
I don't think this compulsion is limited to Georgia...it seems to be very popular in Washington state as well.
I believe it's now illegal to have sexual congress with an animal here after someone died while doing so.
Posted by: pnwgal | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 08:40 AM
Anybody here ever hear that urban legand a/b some chick doing it with a lobster? I dunno if it was true but the story was SICK!
Posted by: twerp | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 08:46 AM
twerp, I don't even want to think about the logistics of that....eww!!!!!
Posted by: jojo | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 08:49 AM
Why is it that no one lists the benefits of beastiality? Consider that:
A horse won't nag you if you forget its birthday.
A dog just wants to go out for a walk, not dinner and a movie.
Posted by: KDP | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM
Banjo's and non-consentual sodomy, they were made for each other.
Posted by: Sigh | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 08:58 AM
Jesus H. Christ.
Hopefully one of these evolutionary throwbacks will get f*cked to death by Mr. Ed or maybe Rover will BITE DOWN before, on the extreme off chance, these rogues are able to procreate.
Those are some pretty swaying arguments, KDP =)
Posted by: sometimesilie | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 09:12 AM
Jesus H. Christ.
Hopefully one of these evolutionary throwbacks will get f*cked to death by Mr. Ed or maybe Rover will BITE DOWN before, on the extreme off chance, these rogues are able to procreate.
Those are some pretty swaying arguments, KDP =)
Posted by: sometimesilie | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 09:12 AM
Dogs and farm animals are probably the most common occurrences
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Probably because they are easier to catch than wild deer and safer than a hawk.
Posted by: Sorry Ma | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 09:18 AM
how does jim know how many animals we think ppl are having sex with? this is proof that he is a warlock. lets burn him.
Posted by: buddy | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 09:45 AM
It's not a surprise. Most of the girls in my town are Bovines.
Posted by: Dick C. Normas | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 09:55 AM
More proof, if any were needed, that psychiatrists are an unusually credulous and half-witted lot.
Posted by: nellagain | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 10:00 AM
DUH.....IT IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE HOTTEST FETISHES AT PRESENT TIME.......DO NOT KNOW WHY IT WOULD SURPRISE ANYONE......IF IT IS A SURPRISE THEN GET OUT AND FIND WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD...........MORE SEX!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM
I've had sex with aminals.
Several foxes, a few dogs and one or two cows.
However, they had only two legs and I was drunk at the time.
Posted by: American Veteran | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 10:58 AM
LOLs for MONKEY JERK
Posted by: Sigh | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 11:07 AM
LOL @ American Veteran!
Of course more people are having sex with animals than I think, because I DON'T think about it - this is one subject that my brain will not process.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 11:45 AM
@sorry ma: I was thinking nearly the same thing, only I was thinking dogs/farm animals vs bears/salmon.
Posted by: Soo | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 12:50 PM
Hey! I posted this link on that man-horse sex story! Great minds must think alike.
Posted by: lb | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 12:50 PM
i gotta ask...how tall is this guy?? Horses aren't short, did he have a buddy hold him up? They didn't say anything about how he reached his desired location...and although it makes me cringe at the possible answer, was this a male or female horse?
Posted by: jojo | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 01:09 PM
Somehow I have a tough time envisioning someone lusting after a critter who will defecate, then eat its feces.
Of course, if I had the $300 to spare, maybe I'd find it mildly entertaining to intimate something of the sort to a psychiatrist as a goof, just to see how s/he would react.
Posted by: outofsalt | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 02:37 PM
My friends family is from Mexico and say it is very common thing there. The boys would only get in trouble for it if they messed with the chickens because it would kill them. Very sick culture where you accept that your daughter will very likly be raped by the time she is 12 and sex with animals is just boy being boys.
Posted by: kimnorth71 | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 03:00 PM
I gotta agree my mind just doesn't grasp this - how can you possibly have sex with a horse? I don't even want to think about it, and I just think this article is a farce, people do not go around having sex with animals, that is an urban legend or something... how disgusting to even out something like this on here...
Posted by: Lo | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 08:23 PM
I've seen it happen, with dogs,horses, and yes even sheep. Didn't seem to be too sheepish about it either.
Posted by: records | Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 09:22 PM
Let's call it what it is: this is wrong because it is morally wrong. Not because it's animal abuse.
I don't know much about horses, but if the Washington man suffered a ruptured colon from horse penetration, then that means the horse was not unwilling. Therefore, is that abuse? What about owners of pedigree dogs who have to, uh, service their males to calm them down (yet another reason I don't raise dogs)?
And, by the way, I've seen dogs do things with people's legs, stuffed animals, etc. And I've seen birds do things with perches. Again, I'm not sure it can be called abuse.
Posted by: Worker | Friday, July 31, 2009 at 09:56 AM
It's very common in the Middle East.
Posted by: petep | Monday, August 03, 2009 at 09:38 AM