Police arrest Target shopper with 33 Blu-ray discs in her pants

She landed in jail, but maybe she'll end up in the Guinness Book of World Records, too. (The Oklahoman)

Comments

[Sheila]

Cargo pants with big pockets? Spandex pants with lots of elasticity? Today's reporters just don't know how to write a story.

[305club]

Oklahoma on the map yeah!

[oldewave]

A. That's a woman???
B. She's not a "shopper," she's a "shop-LIFTER."

[305club]

Sheila this is Oklahoma we're lucky to be literate. Hell I didn't wear shoes till they pulled me off the section roads at six and sent me to school.

[RockyMtnMac]

I think I could pull this off if I went shopping in a Snuggie.
*Thinking it over-
*weighing the pros and cons-
*Jeopardy Theme music playing in background-
Nope! Can't come up with 33 movies I want to see.

[Soo]

I can think of 33 movies I wanted to see but were not worth the time, money, and effort to see in the cinema.

There's not one movie worth stealing in disc format.

[SwarthyTroll]

Hope they got tested for AIDS and rabies.

[MONKEY JERKm]

SHE IS DEFINITELY A BLU-RAY QUEEN

[Mook]

"M'am, why are your pants so lumpy?"

"It's cellulite, you racist policeman!!"

[IronOre]

"Is that a Blu-Ray Disc in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"

[Torgo]

She never could have done this with good ol' VHS.

[Jim Romenesko]

...or, remember those big laser discs? Seem to recall they're larger than 33s.

[Openeyed]

Worth 970 dollars? Who's ripping of whom here???

[RockyMtnMac]

Or reel-to-reels, Jim? LOL!!

[nellagain]

I remember those Jim. Yikes, they were big enough to use as emergency umbrellas.

[Jim Romenesko]

If you're ever in Wilmette, IL, the Alchemy Coffee House still uses reel-to-reel for its music.

http://www.alchemycoffeehouse.com/

[Wow... really?]

There's a candidate for a pink butt tattoo if I've ever seen one!

[lynn]

ah but if she had been wearing a bubble skirt, she could have walked out without a problem!!

after a hard day keeping two little boys --i had my first adult drink(a mini sloe gin fizz) and sat in a living room listening to jazz on reel to reels. i thought i was sooo adult!!

then i fell asleep on the sofa holding a teddy bear!! LOL

[Navy Chief]

@lynn - Awwwwww!

[Dime]

Sheila your spot on there, add this in too..

"Blu-ray discs, which are similar to DVDs, according to a police report."

You don't say! Well, thanks for that insightful bit of information.