What the...?!: Mom has sex in car with her kids in back seat

The 24-year-old woman told police she pulled over to have sex with her male companion (their mug shots) because they couldn't have sex at the friend’s house where they had been. Her kids, 1 and 3, were in the car during the quickie. (Dayton Daily News)

Comments

[Pop]

She failed a sobriety test and had open alcohol and weed in the car. So they charge her with indecency?

[lynn]

that just sent the ick factor way into the red zone...

it never fails to scare me with the way some people treat and think children are a kind of pet.

[angrysockmonkey]

what a bunch of dirtbags......

[Jorge Arbusto]

Eye bleach necessary!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0518091car1.html

[Captain Obvious]

Ok. You are drunk and have weed/drugs in the car. Do you:

A. Speed, drive erratically, throw stuff out of the car, pull over anywhere to have sex (even pull over at all)

-OR-

B. Drive within law as much as you are able, do not draw attention, and drive directly to your destination - preferrably home.

Drunk and stupid is not a good mix.

[Miss-Black]

The police report must be mistaken. It states that Ms. Wallace is 24 years old. Maybe they meant 64.

[LimeGreenLizard]

Why did I look at her mug shot?!?!?!?! Why?!?!?!??

*curled up in fetal position... keening back and forth... whimpering...

[dobie]

ROFL!!! His police report has "small" noted under his build.

[Miss-Black]

Oh sweet Jesus, is that a hickey on that woman's neck? How did I miss that on the first pass?

[Navy Chief]

Yeah, that guy looks like a real winner. And based on her ebahavior, alone, the woman is quite a catch, too.

[stopeatingmysesamecake]

I hear banjos

[Jim]

Brother and sister????
Maybe first cousins??
Inbreeding at its best!

[mcduff]

Sung to the tune of the "Cops" theme song:

White trash, white trash,
what you gonna do when they come for you?

[sometimesilie]

Blech!! the things LE officers get called upon to do, some of them I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I'm sure Ofc. Frendall just earned himself a decade of recurring nightmares.

Her beau looks like precisely the type I imagine would send in Classifieds wishing to see the current Prez. assassinated.

[RockyMtnMac]

Ohh! She's been crying! How sad! My heart is breaking for her!

[RockyMtnMac]

You know STIL- I almost said the same thing about the ad!
lol

[Phranqlin]

Yargh! Where's the brain bleach?

I guess that's why they had sex in the dark.

[FrankM]

Yes, protect children from witnessing sex. It's not like that is how they got here, after all.

[Reno the pregnant goddess]

Gee, I wonder why the friends wouldn't allow them to have sex at their house? Maybe he's a screamer, hmmmm?

[LimeGreenLizard]

So she's homely. But does she suck?

[Pyro]

"Gee, I wonder why the friends wouldn't allow them to have sex at their house? Maybe he's a screamer, hmmmm?"

only when the lights are on and he sees her naked

[jj]

yeeeehawww....I bet she could suck-start a leaf blower.

[Franz Biberkopf]

What the heck, its Ohio.

[pnwgal]

"Yes, protect children from witnessing sex. It's not like that is how they got here, after all."

Frank...it's one thing to explain to children how they came to be. It's another thing to make it into dinner and a show.

As for the mug shots...just...WOW. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go chase down my eyeballs. They hopped out of my head and ran away, screaming in protest.

*pets LGL*

It's ok, honey...here, have a dinner roll...

[LimeGreenLizard]

Thanks pnwgal. Rub my tummy and I might go to sleep...

[twerp]

ugh....just ugh.

[Bluntfacts]

It's too early to call the results official, but I think Ohio wins today.

[lynn]

i can not see the mugs and do not want to if they are making y'all's eyes run off.

poor LGL--we may have to break out the goddess' secret nectar and send you to the land of nod for a bit.

glad troschne is not here, these type photos always send him off the cliff.

[ReginaFilangee]

These people are gross, which adds to the "ick" factor tremendously, but really.....how is this any different than people who have sex with their children just down the hall but with the door wide open, in the same room, or even asleep in the same bed with them?

I'm not advocating it, I'm just saying. People do that all the time when children are that young. The baby will never remember it. The 3-year old isn't likely to, either. Most peoples' memories don't go back that far. I remember some of age 3 and most of age 4, but they are sketchy memories. How many people do you really think remember what they saw when they were 3?

[ReginaFilangee]

Besides which, if the kids were in the back seat while the couple were in the front, the kids wouldn't have been able to see anything anyway.

Glad for the arrest for DUI and drugs, etc, though.

[outofsalt]

Is she really, really 24? Or is that the age she first gave to the police, and the newspapers ran with it?

I guess she'll know for future reference that the explanation allegedly provided for this alleged conduct may not always be 100% effective with the police.

[Skeezex]

Miss Black. You looked at it twice??????

[me]

Good grief. I think the hickey on the neck says it all!
Where I come from, we'd call her a two-bagger.

[JayB]

Do people still give each-other hickeys? Even IN high school?