Man, 82, strangles girlfriend for the way she loads dishes
Lillian Keller, 74, told deputies that her boyfriend got angry about her arrangement of the dirty dishes in the washer, so he choked her with his hands until she lost consciousness. (newsjournalonline.com)
He's just a little anal, that's all.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 06:49 AM
Anger issues or senility, dementia or alzheimer's. Take your pick.
If it's an illness, maybe he should be locked up but maybe not in prison.
I don't know why we persist in treating mental illness criminally.
Grandpa Sid was a kind loving man all his live. Until he got alzheimer's. One day he punched out Grandma Rose and got taken away in handcuffs. He spent the night in jail until my mom got down there and got him out of jail and into a home. He was still locked up for sure but at least getting some kind of treatment and with other patients not criminals.
Posted by: Lou Sussler | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 07:01 AM
dementia.
Posted by: kevy | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 07:01 AM
I disagree.
Finding one of those little tomatoe seeds stuck to my plate would make me lose it too.
In fact, I'm getting pissed just thinking about it....
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 07:31 AM
poor old dears. they do need to check him for a dementia before just tossing him in jail for a few years.
Posted by: lynn | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 07:32 AM
LOL @ RMM!
Posted by: Navy Chief | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 07:37 AM
The old guy's got a seat on the senility train. Put him in a nice, safe, secure old folks' prison -- whoops, I meant nursing home -- where the staff will stack the dishes and keep sharp objects away from him.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 08:13 AM
I can almost sympathize, having two family members who have resisted all training in how to load a dishwasher correctly. It's not about some anal insistence about where things go - one persists in loading dishes so that they are locked together, the other can use up all available space by spreading out four or five items. Neither can accept a clue about the problem, so I just sigh and reload the damn thing.
Posted by: NitroPress | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 08:25 AM
don't know about what issues there are here, but he looks like the old dude in the new movie "Up."
Posted by: oldewave | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 08:45 AM
Choked her just for loading the dishwasher wrong??????? WOW....I mean, I only slap my wife around a bit if she does that...I save chokin for when she burns the toast.
Posted by: jj | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 09:17 AM
Boyfriend and girlfriend at 74 and 82. How... cute.
Posted by: Reno the pregnant goddess | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 09:26 AM
Load him up with anti-psychotics till all he does is eat, shit, and sleep.
Posted by: twerp | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 09:26 AM
I wonder what he'd do if she got hold of one of his credit cards or ran up the phone bill or ate his dinner roll?
Posted by: Franz Biberkopf | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 09:36 AM
LOL @ jj!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Franz gets my chuckle of the day award. :-)
I think Grandpa needs some nice drugs and a nap at a secure facility where they deal with dementia.
Posted by: pnwgal | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 10:10 AM
I was raised to respect my elders, but I've learned that a**holes get old too.
Posted by: freetomato | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 10:50 AM
freetomato has a good point--if you were a young a**hole, you will be an old a**hole...they never never never change....
Posted by: lynn | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Nitro, I was being sarcastic. I share your same passion for the proper loading of a dishwasher.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 11:09 AM
if he didnt like how i loaded a dishwasher,he could do it himself..along with all the other household chores ,cause i'd be outta there,after that.either that or he'd be sleeping with one eye open.
Posted by: nunya | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Don't know for a fact that he did this as we used to have that whole innocent until proven guilty. But I must say, if his mug shot above means anythng, he looks like a big old bully. From the sounds of the charges thats exactly what he is. She should a kicked him the jewels before she lost conscienceness. Yep he looks mean and bullyish. Wow I hope I don't hurt his feelings by saying that. I'd hate going to jail for that,hahahaha............
Posted by: DigitalGirl58 | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 10:27 PM
maybe he and the little girl with the excel kill list could have some adopt a grandparent mentoring time?
Posted by: lynn | Saturday, May 30, 2009 at 05:14 AM
I hope a couple of old Bubbas in there do a number on him!
Posted by: openeyed | Saturday, May 30, 2009 at 01:29 PM
I wonder if they've ever had "discussions" about the toilet seat, the correct way to load the toilet paper, or how you should fold the towels.
Whether the allegations are true or not, this is one fellow I don't think I'd want to mess with.
Posted by: outofsalt | Saturday, May 30, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Actually he looks more like Demon Dick Cheney to me. Wonder if they're related - evil tends to run in families
Posted by: Rusty | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 06:24 AM