Man walking nude on beach says he was reliving Jesus' life

He no doubt planned to walk on water, then hand out unlimited supplies of fish and loaves. His arrest ruined that, though. NewsTimes.com)

Comments

[LimeGreenLizard]

Angelo Dicks?????????????

[LimeGreenLizard]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[LimeGreenLizard]

Since there were no alcohol charges, there must have been some other chemical involved. Or, maybe he's just bat$hit crazy.

[msgelter]

You know, I've got to go with the perp in this one. My studies of the scriptures concur that Jesus absolutely had no bikini tan lines.

[kevy]

lol @ msgelter!

[Zoot]

WWJT - What Would Jesus Tan?

[Kelly]

Not that I'm an expert on the life of Jesus, but I don't recall any stories of him being naked anywhere. Or not having tan lines.

[Sheila]

LOL @ Zoot

A cop's life is not all doughnuts and TASER fun. Occasionally he has to wrestle a crazy, naked, sweaty, sandy Jesus wannabe into submission.

[Russ]

"Angelo Dicks" on "Short Beach - There's just too much here to work with.

I knew a guy named Richard Long, once.

[creatrix]

My initial thought was "wow - I hope he used sunscreen... but that would probably sting. Lose/lose.

[Sheila]

I know of a family whose last name was Head who named their son Richard. I met him once. He said his name was Rich. No wonder.

[KC]

"He was charged with risk of injury to a minor, breach of peace, and interfering with police."

Not with public nudity, or something directly related to the headline? I dunno -- maybe "breach of peace" is for that...I guess I just don't understand the law.

Kelly, I concur on your reading of the Scriptures. He did go to the beach occasionally, but it was the Sea of Galilee (a lake, really), rather than the ocean. I would have thought the story would include something more about IN WHAT WAY the guy thought this was Jesus-like.
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He asserts that he's being like Je-
Sus by strolling the beach clothing-free.
But Lord, even at your
Second coming, that's more
Than most people are waiting to see!

[Dave]

While I really don't think nudity is a big deal at all, I have to wonder what this fellow looks like. Usually, the type of people who like to parade around naked in public aren't the sort of people you'd ever WANT to see naked.

[sometimesilie]

"He was charged with risk of injury to a minor, breach of peace, and interfering with police."

What do you expect for a country founded by a bunch of Puritans? Not much has changed...

[Phranqlin]

Jesus didn't have a bikini line?

File that under "too much information"!!

[JESUS]

CRUCIFY HIM!!! Then I'll let ya'll know how he feels afterward.

[sometimesilie]

No, Phranq, file that under LMMFAO! Holy Moly that's a laugher...

[lynn]

i wonder would he be willing to crawl around with a heavy cross, a roman soldier cracking a whip on him and this nice crown of thorns...oh and willing to be tied and nailed to the cross--i do mean willing!!

and given what was prolly warm vinegar water and stabbed with a sharp long object????

if he can do all that--then he can walk nekkid on the beach.

[TX_Lad]

Short...Dicks...on the Beach...
LMAO

[me2]

YES! Another sex offender for us to worry about.

Sheila: I went to school with Richard Head. Wonder if he's the same one?

[Sheila]

me1: Could more than set of parents be that clueless?

[MadScientistMatt]

Too bad he didn't say he wanted to imitate the saint who walked right out of prison, particularly since that saint's name was Peter...

[LimeGreenLizard]

Russ is right. Too much material here. MadScientistMatt pointed out another "point". So passé.

[Tom]

Had a V section few years back doc's name - Dr. Wang Top that

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[Angelo]

Well, as much as I would have to say there not enough time nor room, but you r correct not arrested for the headline, just harrased. u never know till you try, its better to live life than to live a lie, at least when I get to the pearly gates. I can say I tried. Clothes are a part of the industry wich controlls us all in some way, and there were no drugs involved just the want and need to experience and enjoy life in the place you call home, but what can I say but that short beach is not were my heart is.
God Bless,&
Namaste