The guy won $2,000 at Creek Nation Casino, then invited two women (one of them at the left) to come home with him for drinks early Monday morning. They told the "winner" they were massage therapists, but after reportedly removing the victim's pants, they scooted out of his house with cash and other items.
(Tulsa World)
Hmm Oklahoma is vying for a spot in the OS&RR State of Shame Awards......
Posted by: USMerc | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 02:39 PM
So what does them telling the drunk guy they're massage therapists have to do with anything? Massage therapists don't steal? More likely the thought he was getting more than a massage.
Posted by: Kee | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 02:40 PM
I would let her take off my pants.
Posted by: steveO | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 02:48 PM
I love this story. Where else could one read of...
Lashell and Lashyls. The odds are staggering.
Back to the real world. Based on the photograph, Lashell is solid 5 or 6. Maybe worth $50 in todays market for an hour massage, with a optional tip for a happy ending.
This is America, supposedly the land of the free.
Posted by: Bluntfacts | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 03:02 PM
She is pretty. If she is as guilty as alleged, though, I'm glad she got arrested: a pretty face is no excuse to get away with a crime. Maybe she'll be able to ply her trade in the hokey.
Posted by: outofsalt | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 03:41 PM
So what they are saying that there wasnt any happy ending for the customer
Posted by: angrysockmonkey | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 04:28 PM
I don't see the "other" side of the story here:
"We gave him a massage and he gave us a big tip and we left."
What's the problem here? Drunks do that kinda thing all the time....
Posted by: Big Kahuna | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 05:02 PM
Amen, ASM! That guy must have been REALLY drunk to have brought those two skanks home with him in the first place!
Posted by: troschne | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 03:08 AM
idiot
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 04:46 AM
Neither is that horrible looking, but once they would have told me their names are Lashell and Lashyls I would have run for Zee hills.
Posted by: G-Man | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 04:50 AM
You all having been thining that Wisconsin and Florida are the crazy states. Romenesko just didn't have an Okie newspaper subscription till now. If you didn't read the posts yesterday in the TW here's a recap:
1. One of the highest poverty rates in the US.
2. Highest teen pregnancy rate
3. Highest rate of incarceration of woman
4. One of the poorest records for children’s health care.
5. Falls below the median in per capita income.
6. Highest rate for mental illness (given your post that is apparant)
Posted by: 305 Club | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 06:03 AM
305--you forgot about that crazy b!tch Sally "I'm Packin' Heat At The State House" Kearnan! That batshit crazy woman could be her own Web page! Plus--Tulsa "World"--seriously--Tulsa is hardly worldly!
Posted by: troschne | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 06:09 AM
LMFAO!! Nothing like the naked dupe robbery!!
Posted by: twerp | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 06:51 AM
This gives true massage therapists a bad name :o(
Posted by: Newbury full body massage | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 02:41 PM
this is so sad. i hate a thief.
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