Man nabbed for urinating on hotel employee at MGM Grand Casino
The 39-year-old man was discovered urinating inside a bathroom trash. When an employee asked him to use a urinal, he turned and allegedly began urinating on the staff member.
(Norwich Bulletin)
... and then told the casino worker that it was raining.
Posted by: KDP | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 06:17 AM
As an afterthought, this is really not surprising behaviour from a guy. As long as we hit something, we're happy.
Posted by: | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 06:20 AM
lol, KDP. I'm surprised this made the news. I'd assume this happens sort of frequently.
Posted by: dobie | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 06:33 AM
I would think they'd be happy he just made it to the bathroom.
Posted by: Navy Chief | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 06:36 AM
At least he didn't take a wizz on one of the little old ladies gambling away their social security checks at the slots.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 06:56 AM
JUST A BIT OF FRIENDLY WATER SPORTS IS ALL.
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 07:15 AM
LMAO!..."Police said Curtis was intoxicated.."
Hahahaha
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 07:46 AM
...Looks like it's gonna be another piss poor news day....
Posted by: USMerc | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 07:47 AM
He'd probably already pissed away all his money.
Posted by: NitroPress | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 08:43 AM
Never interrupt a guy mid-stream.
Posted by: G-Man | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 09:43 AM
WTF? well I guess as long as the tip was good.
Posted by: angrysockmonkey | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Pipi-Pipi-Pipi!!!
Posted by: twerp | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 11:55 AM
I WONDER IF HE SPIT FIRST?
Posted by: midwest girl | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 01:01 PM
If you're drunk enough that you would pee
In a trash can, I guess I can see
How, when caught at it, you
Might divert your aim to
The casino's distraught employee.
Posted by: KC | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 01:32 PM
Hey--better to be pissed off than pissed on...
Posted by: troschne | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 01:35 PM
Everyone sing along:
I have Piston pants
I have Piston shorts
I have Piston ashtrays
I have Piston beer mugs, (and sometimes people don't even notice)
I have Piston rugs
I have Piston heating vents
Posted by: troschne | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 02:24 PM
He probably thought he was already at the urinal.
Posted by: anon | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 06:18 PM