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"He chose to rob a cop in a place where there were 300 cops"
A retired cop -- the robber's target -- said the gunman ended up yelling,'Don't shoot me. ...He was almost crying."
(PennLive.com)
Mar 30, 2009 10:29:48 AM
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LOL! "Don't shoot me!"
Once in a while, there is justice.
Posted by: Kee | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 10:39 AM
This reminds me of the classic scene in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" where they go to the national DA's convention:
The reefer butt is called a "roach,"
because it resembles a cockroach...
cockroach... cockroach...
Posted by: AH | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Oh yeah, he's smooth.
Posted by: d'ep | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Well, criminals, by and large, are not the brightest folks out there.
Posted by: Navy Chief | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 10:58 AM
DOES TOTAL IDIOT RING A BELL?
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:07 AM
This is like the opening of one of the RoboCop sequels, where the guy tries to rob a donut shop. The fifty cops he didn't notice draw down on him, and the donut guy leans across the counter and asks, "So, what's it like to be a rocket scientist?"
Posted by: NitroPress | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:09 AM
"I'm smooth."
I'm remembering that line for some time in the future.
Posted by: Torgo | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:12 AM
LOL!! Now everyone knows that John Comparetto had to drop a deuce! Did they really have to put the three minutes in the stall part in the article?
Posted by: Reno | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:18 AM
It's National Idiot Day! Wewt!
Posted by: kestrelmas | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:26 AM
I'm loving the fact he had to walk past the sign advertising the cop convention.
Priceless...
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:52 AM
amateur. He'd kick so much ass if he had gotten away with it.
Posted by: twerp | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:54 AM
@krestelmas - I believe that is spelled 'woot' (at least, that's how my 19-year-old spells it). Although, with English, it's hard to say...
Posted by: Navy Chief | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Can't imagine a story that tops
The retired narc who handily stops
Such a hooligan. Face
It; he chose the wrong place:
A convention of 300 cops!
Posted by: KC | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 01:54 PM
what an ass!how stupid can you get? and then cry like a baby what an ass
Posted by: debra thiel | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 02:56 PM
KC, you are so awesome.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 03:08 PM
Sorta reminds me of the time some crackhead tried to boost a battery from a car in front of my house. The car belonged to a cop I know, who worked in the NYPD (Transit) Major Case Squad, which happened to be HQ'd in the subway station downstairs. I called my buddy the cop and next thing you know there's 40 cops surrounding the guy. Made him put the battery back in the car too... in handcuffs, with a snub .38 screwed into his ear. Bwwhhaahahahah!
Posted by: Bernie | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 08:13 PM
Wewt is a recognized alternative spelling, as is wootz and wootzor.
Posted by: David | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 09:17 PM
@David - See, there ya' go; learn sumpn' new ever' day.
Posted by: Navy Chief | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 06:28 AM