The guy saw a rabbit close to where he was standing outside the Denver County Jail during his break. He then got a can of mace and sprayed the rabbit for no apparent reason in front of other deputies. He was fined, but didn't lose his job. (Denver Post)

"Nyah........Don't mace me, Doc!"
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:17 AM
So he can't have any conduct with animals except under supervision yet he can have contact with people under his direct control without such supervision.
Seems like once you identify a prison guard as a sadist, it may be time to bounce him off the force.
Posted by: Lou Sussler | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:32 AM
I'm surprised the poophead didn't take out his gun and shoot it. What a moron! I guess anyone can be a sheriff in Colorado.
Posted by: J A Reyes | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:40 AM
Now do you see where I was coming from with the goat story USMerc?
Posted by: DCer | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:44 AM
A lot of cops get their jollies and kicks by using a lot of the high tech gear they're issued. Look at when they bust men in prostitution stings when they solicit an adult women. You would think there's a goddamned criminal emergency at hand! The cops swoop in donning paramilitary garb and resemble Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they slam the guy to the ground, it's ever so ridiculous. The cops get off in suiting up in their armor to go play cowboy.
Posted by: vksjk | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:46 AM
don't serial killers start out by torturing animals?
Posted by: twerp | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Does anyone remember Monty Python?
There are some bada$$ rabbits around here.
Jackalopes....
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 11:54 AM
THEY KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. IF THAT HAD BEEN A CITIZEN THEY WOULD HAVE THROWN THEM DOWN AND CUFFED THEM FOR SURE.
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Jackalopess! Yes!
Fierce, bad rabbit!
Posted by: Navy Chief | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 12:26 PM
This man has some mental issues and he should have been fired. I never once thought to myself. Oh look, a little wabbit. Let me whip out my 5% OC spray and see what it will do to the poor little wabbit.
The should make this idiot have to drink a 12oz glass of little wabbit urine.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 01:00 PM
twerp is right: serial killers usually have a history of animal torture....
i say lets taze and mace his butt. a bear,yea, mountain lion, yes. but a rabbit??
LOL at jackalopes...do not forget the one that went after President Carter. mean little big eared galoots.
Posted by: lynn | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 01:07 PM
Lynn, the evil Carter-attacking rabbit actually swam from the bank of the pond to his rowboat and tried to attack him, according to Jimmah.
Posted by: Sheila | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 01:21 PM
Sheila, that is right. never trust a rabbit that can swim
Posted by: lynn | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 01:22 PM
A lot of people spray paint rabbits and VW takes no issues with that. Sorry, lame car joke.
Posted by: twerp | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 01:40 PM
DCer-Yup...I stand corrected....There ARE some f-ed up officers out there!!! What the HELL was he thinking??????
Posted by: USMerc | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 01:50 PM
...and they're not firing him.....WHY??????
Posted by: USMerc | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 01:52 PM
(sung in best Elmer Fudd operatic voice)
Mace the wabbit ... mace the wabbit!
Posted by: Phranqlin | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 02:03 PM
Merc, you a truly a man of honor.
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 02:44 PM
Phranqlin, Get your ass over here and clean up my screen and keyboard, you bastard!
Posted by: LimeGreenLizard | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 02:45 PM
I try...I think this guy needs some serious help!!!! Starting with getting him a new job, somewhere where he can't hurt anyone or anything!!!!
Posted by: USMerc | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 03:05 PM
I always felt that carter got a bum rap about the rabbit. If a rabbit swam out and tried to get in the boat with me I'd be hitting it with an oar too.
Posted by: David | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Bad twerp! Bad twerp! Took me a second, though...
Posted by: Navy Chief | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 06:29 AM
My fettets loved this..... Gassss em...........
Posted by: no prisoners | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 11:58 AM