Man poses as an air marshal to get on flight after gate closes
Real marshals checked the guy's bogus badge and booted him from the flight. He was arrested after going to the bar and loudly complaining about not being allowed onto the flight. (Miami Herald)
Too bad they didn't boot him out AFTER take off.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, February 27, 2009 at 01:21 PM
"I didn't say I was an air marshall. That's my name - R. Marshall."
Posted by: torgo | Friday, February 27, 2009 at 01:37 PM
"Fischer Island Chief of Police"??? I think it was a typo..I think it was "Fischer Price Chief of Police"...
What a dork.
Posted by: USMerc | Friday, February 27, 2009 at 01:40 PM
Why is this guy traveling to Dubai with all of that cash on him?
Posted by: Reno | Friday, February 27, 2009 at 02:01 PM
In case he wants "Dubai" something Reno.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Friday, February 27, 2009 at 02:23 PM
Then, Rimkufski went to the Admiral's Club bar and restaurant and loudly complained about not being allowed onto the flight, police said. Miami-Dade airport police came and arrested him.
He must have wanted to be arrested very, very badly.
Posted by: lambiepie | Friday, February 27, 2009 at 02:26 PM
LMAO @ RMM!
What a loser that guy is--I'm sure he could have gotten on the next flight to LA--I'm sure there isn't just one/day between Miami and LA!
Posted by: troschne | Friday, February 27, 2009 at 02:32 PM
How low is his self esteem?
I mean impersonating a cop of all things.
Posted by: A.V. | Friday, February 27, 2009 at 05:01 PM
If I impersonate an illegal alien from French Polynesia, will they fly me to Tahiti??
Anyone up for an even winter tan?
Posted by: thomas | Saturday, February 28, 2009 at 07:21 AM
Oo-Ooo, Thomas!!! Meee!!
Posted by: twerp | Saturday, February 28, 2009 at 01:53 PM
Homeland Security at its finest. This stuff is pure gold...a great clearinghouse for the absurd. My kinda site.
Posted by: Ron Gardner | Sunday, March 01, 2009 at 07:56 PM