Man: I served in Iraq so I should be allowed to steal M&Ms

This wasn’t the first time Eric Ambrose, 31, (left) had been arrested this month. On Saturday he created a “spectacle” at a Super 8 Motel and was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication and causing a public disturbance. The newspaper couldn't confirm whether Ambrose truly is an Iraq war veteran. (TCPalm.com)

Comments

[sometimesilie]

Yeah, he served in General Looney's Crazy Time Army. Zoltron Bless the Assembled States of Amerivania.

[G-Man]

I think I recognize him. Didn't I see him in a picture standing behind a naked Iraqi with a bag over his head?

[Bill]

One of my Christian friends told me that Jesus likes the Peanut M & M's.

It seems the plain wons wriggle through the holes in his hands.

[Reno]

Love the mug shot! He looks a little like that guy on Scrubs. Doesn't he know that methamphetamine is everywhere now? Oh! I forgot! He's crazy!

[USMerc]

Well, he looks like a HAPPY loon!

[RockyMtnMac]

Bill there is a line of good taste that sometimes should not be crossed...

[cherie]

LMAO

[troschne]

I'm surprised he didn't swipe some Cocoa Puffs--he's clearly cuckoo!

[IronOre]

That has to be the mugshot of the month.

[outofsalt]

So...what do you get if you serve on jury duty?

[Sheila]

Those orange circus peanuts things are hideous. He is obviously a complete lunatic if he is eating those.

[sometimesilie]

1 M&M.

[Dave]

"One of my Christian friends told me that Jesus likes the Peanut M & M's.

It seems the plain ones wriggle through the holes in his hands." -Bill

Bill, don't be ridiculous. Anyone who knows anything about the crucifiction knows the spikes went through Jesus's wrists. The weight of a man can't be supported on a cross by nails through the hands.
Besides that, though, I can understand why Jesus likes peanut M&Ms. They are darned good, and the son of God is no fool.

[Phranqlin]

Those who don't support our troops by giving them free M&Ms are unpatriotic, unAmerican traitors.

[Navy Chief]

Dave - Physiologically, that's correct. Many depictions show his arms being bound at the wrist to the crossbeam, so there wouldn't be too much weight on the hands, I wouldn't think. I'm not offering to be a test subject, mind you.

[Anna]

He looks like he's on a sugar high & enjoying it!
He's definitely an Army of ONE...

[Bill]

Rocky

Are you saying that since I am on the other side of the "line of good taste" I shouldn't cross back???

Literlly speaking, that means I can never be tasteful again. I prefer to cross back and forth at will, as I have friends in both demographics.

For what it'a worth, I make fun of everyone's imaginary friend. I hope you don't think I singled out yours.

[Bill]

@Dave

Yes I am aware that structurally speaking, the load bearing nails must pierce the mid to upper arms. But maybe they also nailed down his hands so he couldn't point to Nazareth and say "hey look I can see my house from here".

[Navy Chief]

LOL @ Bill (and, yes, I'm Christian, but I'm Lutheran, so that mellows me a bit).

After all, God DOES have a sense of humor. Take a look at a platypus, would you?

[dANO]

This guy was sent to the "Group W" bench at the induction center.

Damn, I spent 7 years in the NAV, and never even got plain M&M's.

[Dave]

Jesus on the cross: "If you're happy and you know it, clap your...oh, bugger."

Jesus on the cross: "Green M&Ms? Hell no. I'd rather have a poke in the side with a sharp stick...Oh, bugger."

Jesus on the cross: "Father, why hast thou forsaken me?"
God: "Dammit, will you piss off? This peanut M&M business gave me an idea, and I'd nearly created Reese's peanut butter cups until you interrupted me. Lost my train of thought. Now will you PLEASE be quiet. Sort out your own problems. You're a big boy. There's a good lad.
Now where was I? Chocolate...peanut butter..."
Jesus: "Oh, bugger..."

Yeah, Jesus says "oh bugger" a lot. It didn't carry over well from the original Hebrew, and was lost in translation.

[twerp]

Yeah, well, I've given birth, so that should make me allowed to get away with ANYTHING!

[RockyMtnMac]

Stay away from the green M&M's Twerp, or you'll end up giving birth again! (I think that's what causes it)

[RockyMtnMac]

LMAO @ STIL " 1 M&M "

[Soo]

Mister's been to Iraq. I wonder if he was told of his magnificent perk during his post-tour-of-duty debriefings. I'm thinking no, because we just don't have a lot of m&ms around here. Darn inconsistent government.

[David]

SIL, yep - 1 M&M, but you need to cut it in half to pay for parking.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion

[MONKEY JERK]

JUST LOCK HIS BUTT UP

[lynn]

god does have a sense of humor...see albatros' trying to land in the water.

Soo--you may want to check that your hubby is not hoarding or eating all the m&m's himself.

[Navy Chief]

@lynn - On land, too. There's a Disney short that shows all kinds of crash landings. Funny stuff.

[USMerc]

I'm just catching up again today, and....GEE!!! I'm SOOO glad Mik......Um....Lizard and I aren't going to be alone in hell!!! It's gonna be so fun being surrounded by our friends!

[thomas]

It's Dana Carvey!