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Man hopes to turn an old motel into a topless coffee shop
Becky Young, who lives near the place, fears the coffee shop "would bring a bad crowd." But Mike Provencher, who's lived on the road for 20 years, notes that "there were entertainment gals there before and it didn't seem like it was problematic." (Kennebec Journal)January 5, 2009 | Permalink
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"entertainment gals," lol!
I do not tip someone for pouring me a coffee (I'm talking a regular...coffee which is what I drink) However, I most certainly would tip someone for pouring me a coffee and waving their tits in my face. An excellent idea. We as a nation need to officially and publicly get over our uptight puritanical shrewishness over boobies.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Jan 5, 2009 2:14:26 PM
Bring back Mac Daddy's Pub at the Fat Cat Grille! Could still be topless.
Posted by: fermata | Jan 5, 2009 2:18:38 PM
the end result of this is going to be a lot of painful java spills
Posted by: elchampino | Jan 5, 2009 2:20:14 PM
But if boobies were out in the open all the time they would lose all their magical properties!
Posted by: Torgo | Jan 5, 2009 2:24:38 PM
Therein lies the existential dilemma of our times, Torgo. Perhaps we need to breed a race of boobies who recognize a viewer who has gone a certain amount of time from seeing them last and then only reveal themselves to that viewer. That would be fair. Or we could have more topless coffee bars. I would be significantly more caffeinated than I am now.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Jan 5, 2009 2:32:59 PM
I wonder if the boobies need to look 'glamorous' to work there?
Posted by: Kelly | Jan 5, 2009 2:44:52 PM
*giggle*
STL said boobies!
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Jan 5, 2009 2:45:13 PM
That is true, Sometimesilie. Some serious thought needs to be given to this problem.
Posted by: Torgo | Jan 5, 2009 2:49:01 PM
Does there really need to be yet another place to ogle body parts while doing other things?
Strip clubs are enough, really. Sexy haircuts are a nice bonus for the fellas, surely. Sexay massage ladies must make a real difference in the end result.
But with *coffee*? So silly. They tried it here in Austin out of a portable unit, and it did poorly, but the coffee was sub-standard and standing around looking at hotties trying not to splash themselves with steaming java while waiting for your espresso probably wasn't very compelling after the curiosity visit.
Posted by: Grace | Jan 5, 2009 3:24:21 PM
I remember a place like this in central PA. It was a topless donut and coffee joint. I vaguely remember something about the owner not wanting to serve alchohol because he had some issue with DUI's. Regardless, I see nothing unamerican about breasts, glazed donuts and hot coffee within a few inches of each other. It has a Homer Simpson quality that I find quite intriguing.
Posted by: heywood | Jan 5, 2009 3:25:05 PM
"entertainment gals"
That's the nicest way of saying "whores" I've ever come across.
Posted by: | Jan 5, 2009 3:38:47 PM
something about heywood's post got me thinking - men with man-boobs could work here too!
Posted by: Lambiepie | Jan 5, 2009 3:45:13 PM
They're just boobs! Every woman has two of them. I was a professional boob sucker, albeit I was just an infant, but that doesn't change the fact that I suckled boobs for a living. It was "suck or starve"! Many of us had no choice in the matter. So? what's all the fuss about?
Posted by: Rock Marine | Jan 5, 2009 4:14:50 PM
haircuts...
shampoo time
Posted by: | Jan 5, 2009 4:30:14 PM
Perhaps Rock Marine needs the decaf.
Honestly, I have no problem with "topless" servers or even servers barely dressed in lingerie. It's the novelty of it, and that would be its niche in the market. I'd go, mostly just to say I've been. It would be great if the vittles offered were at least edible, if not even delicious.
When I finally get my family to Japan for a tour, one of the things we'll be taking in is the 'live art' sushi--fresh sushi buffet served off a naked woman. And why not? How often does one see that in a lifetime?
Posted by: Soo | Jan 5, 2009 5:02:30 PM
topless bar/topless coffee shop....you go from horny folk slurring their words to horny folks stuttering through their sentences....I think I'd tip better drunk than caffinated--I'm hornier drunk anyways. Now, I get REALLY crazy whenI mix my coffee with alcohol....
Posted by: twerp | Jan 5, 2009 5:40:25 PM
He should call it "Creamers".
Posted by: SFL | Jan 5, 2009 5:51:33 PM
"I'll have a grande nipplechino... err...."
Posted by: Bernie | Jan 5, 2009 7:39:55 PM
And where is he going to find that many attractive women with nice looking breast in Maine? I live in Maine, we don't have a lot of quality women in the state.
I doubt he is going to get a bunch of young college girls to do this. Good thing it is a few hrs away and I don't care for coffee.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Jan 5, 2009 7:41:18 PM
Wow you folks sure do get wound up about boobies. After reading everyone's comments I just had to put my 2 cents worth in. I've been carrying a pair around for years and really don't see all the excitement about them. I worked in a nursing home a few years ago, and after I saw what is going to happen to them, I say use them now while you can still see them, but maybe not while delivering a scalding cup of Joe to some horny of fart,hahaha. Work at a boobie bar instead and get felt up by a bunch of drunk horny old farts and young farts alike. Darn I just can't decide which job to take. Or maybe I can just wear a tight t-shirt and be glamorious and work at Tooter's,haha.
Posted by: DigitalGirl58 | Jan 5, 2009 8:28:39 PM
This is just ridiculous. A topless coffee shop? Men want to drink booze when they're checkin out topless women. Not coffee.
Posted by: cherie | Jan 6, 2009 4:51:14 AM
Now i have another thing to add to my bucket list. Go to a topless coffee joint. I will put that right here below...now which is it... right there.. right below the be president of the united states which happens to be way low on the list....last
Posted by: angrysockmonkey | Jan 6, 2009 4:52:07 AM
SEX ALWAYS SELLS..........GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Jan 6, 2009 5:43:51 AM
...Boobies are fine, but I'm a leg man myself...
Posted by: USMerc | Jan 6, 2009 7:04:49 AM
I think they ought to wear titty tags with "white' or "chocolate" or, in the case of coffee,
"cream" or "1/2 & 1/2".
Posted by: A.V. | Jan 6, 2009 10:27:25 AM
