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What the...?!: Intruder puts homeowner's dog in the oven
A female resident returned home at 3:15 a.m. Sunday and found smoke filling the house’s kitchen. At first, she thought it was a furnace malfunction but checked the oven and found the household pet dead. (Green Bay Press-Gazette)November 25, 2008 | Permalink
Comments
Can not even begin to tell you how much this pisses me off...
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Nov 25, 2008 9:47:34 AM
Hot dog.
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch | Nov 25, 2008 9:48:49 AM
police are now questioning the owners of every local asian restaurant.
Posted by: | Nov 25, 2008 9:50:30 AM
Dog: The New Thanksgiving Mascot
Posted by: twerp | Nov 25, 2008 9:52:26 AM
I need a unicorn chaser.
Posted by: Torgo | Nov 25, 2008 9:54:07 AM
It doesn't say that anything was stolen - so I can't imagine it's actually a burglary. I would say check current and ex significant others to see if any of them are psychopaths.
Posted by: Zoot | Nov 25, 2008 9:57:45 AM
What kind of dog was it?
Posted by: Reno | Nov 25, 2008 9:58:33 AM
How much is that doggie in the oven window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the smoldering tail
How much is that doggie in the oven window? (gaaack, urk!)
I hope the dog roaster goes to jail.
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch | Nov 25, 2008 9:58:33 AM
Thats why lap dogs suck.
hopefully he skinned it first, I cant stand it when the fur get caught in my teeth.
Posted by: Jesus the Chef | Nov 25, 2008 10:03:16 AM
I have 3 dogs, two of which would fit in the oven. I couldn't even read the story. How that poor little animal must've suffered. How incredibly sad. I think I'm going to go hug my dogs.......
Posted by: cherie | Nov 25, 2008 10:18:00 AM
Maybe the critter jumped in on its own. Could have been suicide.
Posted by: Dick C Normas | Nov 25, 2008 10:25:03 AM
Maybe it was some pissed off packer fan...they take their football very seriously in GB!!
Posted by: Bret Favre | Nov 25, 2008 10:30:01 AM
Howie,
Does KC know you're posting limmericks?
Posted by: A.V. | Nov 25, 2008 10:30:25 AM
Actually, A.V., Howie's posting song lyrics. Limericks have five lines; Howie's stanza only had four.
Posted by: d'ep | Nov 25, 2008 10:39:27 AM
How about haiku?
I hate dog burners,
Unless they roast poodles.
Then, I say, "Thank you."
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch | Nov 25, 2008 10:47:03 AM
Was it a chihuahua? I just love mexican food!!!
Posted by: angrysockmonkey | Nov 25, 2008 10:48:15 AM
How about haiku?
I hate dog burners,
Unless they roast poodles.
Then, I say, "Thank you."
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The second line has only 6 syllables (sp?).
Posted by: stopeatingmysesamecake | Nov 25, 2008 11:05:29 AM
You know...its weird that I can make a joke about a dead guy in a closet but I can't find anything funny about a dead dog in an oven. Probably because the guy had a choice in his death and the poor dog didnt.
Getting stuck in an oven you cannot get out of and being roasted alive would be worse than a gas chamber.
Oh the humanity.....
Posted by: cherie | Nov 25, 2008 11:07:16 AM
What if were a big dog, like a Doberman or a St. Bernard? Extra work for the psycho stuffin' it in the oven...
Posted by: Mook | Nov 25, 2008 11:08:15 AM
This is so effing sick I can't begin to express it. Nuf sed.
Posted by: NitroPress | Nov 25, 2008 11:13:20 AM
SES: You are correct. I suck at haiku. I guess I could go with "Unless they're roasting poodles."
I've got a neighbor with one of those enormous "ghetto ponies" that he occasionally lets into his back yard for a couple of hours so that it can bark at each individual air molecule. I'd really feel pretty good about things if someone would stuff that into an oven.
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch | Nov 25, 2008 11:15:38 AM
JUST WANTED FRESH DOG ON THE DAILY MENU IS ALL.
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Nov 25, 2008 11:24:50 AM
ehh. tastes like chicken
Posted by: | Nov 25, 2008 11:25:47 AM
Cherie
I totally agree.
Posted by: RockyMtnMac | Nov 25, 2008 11:29:29 AM
I would kill the person who did that...
Posted by: Matt | Nov 25, 2008 11:30:38 AM
