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Pastor wants married couples to have sex every day for a week
One observer figures the Texas pastor is trying to create more buzz for his five-church mega-ministry."Draw 'em in, no matter what or how," wrote Jim Dale in a posting on dallasnews.com. "Sex? You betcha. That'll pack the pews (or theater seats)."(Dallas Morning News)November 12, 2008 | Permalink
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Only once a day? C'mon!
Posted by: twerp | Nov 12, 2008 10:23:17 AM
A Happy Thanksgiving indeed! If the churchgoers are having more sex than the rest of us we are in a whole heap of trouble. So get out there and do it folks! Don't let them beat us!!
Posted by: Reno | Nov 12, 2008 10:29:17 AM
Forgive me, but using the words "sex" and super glue" in the same sentence should be illegal.
Posted by: troschne | Nov 12, 2008 10:30:23 AM
I would have to cut back.
Posted by: Jim | Nov 12, 2008 10:32:32 AM
Does oral count?
Posted by: tim | Nov 12, 2008 10:33:05 AM
And NOBODY ever thinks to do the math for Heaven's 17. Of course some of us could uh...help each other. But you know there's at least one celibate. Not to mention that it would give certain people the completly wrong idea...Like yeah, I never said I'd never sleep with you again, but that was No. 14 and its 12 that needs to make her quota.
Posted by: nellagain | Nov 12, 2008 10:47:50 AM
There is a book out now by a couple that had sex every day for a year. They spoke about how beneficial it was for their intimacy and their marriage. I saw them on Oprah I think...a while ago. Anyway, maybe he read the book and thought he'd promote the idea on a different scale for his parishioners? Not bad advice in my opinion, just controversial because speaking about sex in the church has always been so taboo.
Posted by: cherie | Nov 12, 2008 10:52:44 AM
Just one question before you can count me in: by "married couples to have sex every week," do they mean "with each other" or "however possible"?
I just need a bit of guidance before I set out on a new quest...
Posted by: Soo | Nov 12, 2008 11:04:04 AM
Soo, I'm voting for however possible, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Reno | Nov 12, 2008 11:14:01 AM
I thought on the 7th day we were supposed to rest.
Posted by: G-Man | Nov 12, 2008 11:57:13 AM
Nell? That's great I guess. I caught some hot older British dish giving me the eye in our local deli the other day and I thought of number 14. Why didn't I find out for sure you're almost certainly asking? Because I was fooled, once again, by someone whose status rhymes with T. Rex and I was getting stuff for our mutual dinner that did not happen. I need a drink, and apparently, married.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Nov 12, 2008 12:04:55 PM
"you're almost certainly NOT asking?" I meant not.
Posted by: sometimesilie | Nov 12, 2008 12:06:50 PM
A woman should always be available to her husband for sex...any time of the day...any day of the week. And she should perform whatever sexual favors her husband requests, even if it causes minor discomfort, such as anal sex. Women who are not married should not be having sex at all. They should aim for chastity and purity instead of spreading their legs for any swinging dick that comes in the room.
Posted by: Dick Tater | Nov 12, 2008 12:52:38 PM
There is so much of this 'new idea' going around...I don't get what is so sensational about it. Isn't 7 times a week a minimum for most people?? I don't think I'm strange or abnormal, but once a day is a norm, not something to strive for!
And Dick,
Sex should be for mutual pleasure with someone you love (or at least like for the moment). It is not a duty, obligation, or requirement! I happen to enjoy sex, and I am not married. I have been with the same man for 5 years, so it's not like I'm tripping men on the street and beating them spread eagle to the ground. How can you preach about the unmarried having sex, but condone treating your wife like a whore, demanding anal sex even if she doesn't want too. Maybe if you were loving, gentle and thoughtful, she'd figure out that anal sex is a great experience with the right partner.
Posted by: jojo | Nov 12, 2008 1:17:14 PM
I have just filled my daily quota... yeah nooners!
Posted by: | Nov 12, 2008 1:25:21 PM
Ok, but Thursday night is Kinky Night so I'm switching hands.
Posted by: | Nov 12, 2008 1:55:21 PM
Call me cynical, but I'm thinking that if the strain is too much for one of the married men, resulting in hospitalization (or worse!), somebody's going to sue.
Otoh, this is a cardiovascular activity, so maybe someone who's in otherwise mediocre physical condition might just get a healthier heart as a result.
Posted by: outofsalt | Nov 12, 2008 4:15:30 PM
Would you say that, in dick taster's case, he said a mouthful?
Posted by: A.V. | Nov 12, 2008 4:18:06 PM
Did Dick just admit to anal sex? thats an abomination Dick and you're going to hell...with all your other sexually corrupt Republican friends.
Posted by: cherie | Nov 12, 2008 4:54:53 PM
As has been said, only once a day. My ex girlfriend and I used to start on Friday night when I would come for the weekend. It was 3 times Friday night, 3 times Saturday and 3 times on Sunday and come Monday I didn't want to touch my pecker to even pee as it needed the day to recover.
As for Dick Tater him spewing his stupid crap is just that, crap. I truly feel sad for the woman he calls a wife if he has one at all.
Sadly though there are some hardcore christian fundie women out there that will do anything for their husband because they have been brainwashed to believe they must serve their man no matter what. Again, it's sad. It truly is.
What is also sad is a lot of these hardcore fundies use no type of birth control so I wonder how many of them, if they take his advice will be giving birth in the coming moons.
Posted by: The Asshole Guy | Nov 12, 2008 5:47:58 PM
WHY NOT HAVE EVERYONE HAVE SEX EVERYDAY?
Posted by: MONKEY JERK | Nov 13, 2008 4:56:40 AM
does this mean with your spouse or someone elses? if it's someone elses. then i am in!!!
Posted by: angrysockmonkey | Nov 13, 2008 5:25:29 AM
If your spouse doesn't want to do their Christian duty, Mr. Hand and Rosie Palms are always ready and willing to help out.
Posted by: Phranqlin | Nov 13, 2008 7:46:02 AM
Oh crap. Dick, you never cease to amaze me with your BS. Tell you what son, the day you let someone up your anal cavity is the day you will be allowed to post the comment: 'And she should perform whatever sexual favors her husband requests, even if it causes minor discomfort, such as anal sex'.
Until such day arrives, go back to diddling your Suzy Q doll and keep dreaming.
Posted by: CryMeAriver | Nov 13, 2008 9:23:24 AM
